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Season 4? Episode 4? you KNOW we’re talkin Eggtown, baby. Locke learns how to run an Eggtown, and Miles and Ben have a fun little chat. meanwhile, in the Future, Kate is held responsible for her crimes, kind of, sort of, but not really. it’s a real loose one this week, so get ready for some talk of Vienna Sausages. also special guest Alphonse arrives to share some thoughts.

Season 3, Episode 19, is called The Brig. we watched it this week! John Locke meets his dad and doesn’t love to see him. Sawyer meets Locke’s dad too!! it’s Dad Time!!! meanwhile Bean and James are here to present innovative fast food solutions and pitch a brave new television pilot. are you on Team Knife or Team Pillar? either way, you’re welcome here.

we watch Season 1 Episode 7, The Moth, and it’s all about Charlie’s rockstar lifestyle!! meanwhile, in the present, Charlie struggles with addiction by causing a cave in. we also talk a little bit about the difference between the Maritimes and the rest of Canada, and discuss some Simpsons rumours that have been floating around. thanks as always for listening!

welcome back! it’s Season 4 Episode 2, Confirmed Dead this week. we meet the Freighter Crew as they arrive to the island, including Faraday, Miles, Charlotte, and you KNOW we gotta have Dirty Shirty Frank!! the gang, meanwhile, is split about whether these bozos wanna help ’em or hurt ’em. we finally realize that this is a show that is for smart people only, so if you don’t know about a big number, sorry!! you’ll have to delete this podcast and not listen to it.

special guest Jack Bielli joins us today on this jumbo-sized episode of the show! we watch Season 5 Episode 14, The Variable. we learn about Daniel Faraday this week! he arrives on the island in past-times, screams at everyone, and wants to talk to his mom. no clue why, cause in the past, we learn his mom ain’t great! we also learn the truth about eggs. thanks for listening!by the way, you can check out Jack and James’ lovely podcast, Lovable Favourites, right over here: https://soundcloud.com/lovablefavouritespodcast

howdy howdy! we guarantee piss this week on The Island Shuffle, Season 6 Episode 13, The Last Recruit. folks, it’s bad! we don’t like it!! the gang escapes from Smoke Monster Locke, only for Jack to walk off a boat and then get blown up. meanwhile, in the alternate timeline, Desmond is a creep. we don’t have very many jokes this week cause we got genuinely mad about how bad the show is. sorry!! thanks for listening!

if you love a good multi-fauceted show, you’ll love our podcast about the show Lost. this week it’s Season 5 Episode 9, Namaste. a plane crashes on an island, again!! Frank and Sun hang out and get spooked. meanwhile, thirty years ago, the gang gets used to life in the Dharma Initiative. we also sing a few songs and laugh about how the hat of a chef looks. we’re having fun and hopefully, you are too!

welcome back to the show where we watch Lost in the Long Order. this week it’s Season 1 Episode 3, Tabula Rasa. the first proper single hour episode of the show stars… Kate!! on the Island, a man is dying and nobody’s happy about it. and in the Past, Kate is a criminal despite being a girl. James fails to talk about Latin and Bean says “cranked” too much. thank you… for listening!

we’re back!! we’re watching Season 3 Episode 1, A Tale of Two Cities. Jack’s in Glass Jail, Sawyer’s in Cage Jail, and Kate’s in Breakfast Jail. meanwhile in the past, Jack is a really bad idiot dipshit who sucks constantly, and loves to hurt his dad and stalk his ex. rough stuff!! Bean and James wax poetic about the correct way to ride a horse, and the hottest music festival of the year. thanks for listening!

hey folks! james and bean took a little vacation so guess what — here’s a lovely little supercut of some of our favourite jokes over the year. we’re nearly at the halfway point of the dang show and that’s hard to believe, and so we figured this condensed nonsense might serve a finer entry point than 59 episodes of nonsense. we hope you’ve enjoyed the ride so far, and guess what — there’s still so much of the television show Lost to watch! Lost is a show about a plane that says “Hello”