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it’s Season 1 Episode 24, Exodus (Part 2), aka the meandering middle chapter of the pretty good finale of Season 1. Locke and Jack handle some dynamite, and Claire’s baby gets kidnapped! meanwhile, in the fateful airport of flight 815, Walt plays game boy, and Jin gets threatened. just another average day for our humble heroes!! also we reminisce about the damned daniel vine that everybody knows and loves, and regret to inform you that this show may not be as woke as we once thought!

howdy! this fine evening, why not enjoy a cup of Season 3, Episode 18, called D.O.C.! Sun and Juliet go on an adventure to find out exactly when Sun got pregnant, and they have a fun time together!! except… can we really trust… Juliet??? also in the past, Sun gets blackmailed and meets Jin’s dad, and then extorts her own dad!! big day for Sun! big day for Bean and James who decide to do some fun impersonations for fun and finally declare that Lost is confirmed feminist. have a good one!!

poblerone to all our listeners. we watched Everybody Hates Hugo, Season 2 Episode 4. it’s about as wholesome as it gets on the show, when Hurley grapples with winning the big bucks and also what to do about all the food. we like this episode a whole lot!! meanwhile Bean and James grapple with the sky and look at a very good cat. thanks as always for listening!

it’s Season 5 Episode 13 this week, Some Like it Hoth. it’s dharma time, and Miles tells Hurley all about his dad, and the two of ’em?? they get along famously!! they’re best friends this episode and it’s great. meanwhile, the backstory features hank from breaking bad in the crossover event of the decade. we crack wise about k-pop and farts in this one, so maybe not our strongest. or maybe the greatest podcast ever recorded! you decide.

this week we watch Season 3 Episode 4, Every Man for Himself. the protagonist is back, baby!! everyone’s favourite con-man and swindler, Sawyer, is stuck in a cage and gets bopped on the head a couple times, and Ben is mean to a rabbit. Bean and James keep from melting long enough to talk about Hanson and Gotye for a bit. thanks for listening!

hello hello this week it’s Season 2 Episode 12, Fire + Water. Charlie has a dream about a baby in a piano and handles it badly. meanwhile we reminisce about the RCA Lyra, and ol’ JJ has another scheme for ratings. thanks for listening!

this week it’s Season 3 Episode 16, and it’s time to say goodbye to Juliet, as it’s her very last episode!! this time, we learn about how she took a lot of horse tranquilizer to get to the island, and also how Ben can cure cancer…….. or CAN he??? this episode rules, y’all. genuinely wild episode with twists, turns, and thrills. please enjoy!

hey!! this week it’s Season 2, Episode 23, Live Together Die Alone (Part 1). in the setup episode to the grand finale of the Button Season, we get an incredibly drunk Desmond berating everything he sees. we also learn about how he wanted to sail around the world to win back a lost love, which is a super sensible plan. finally, in honour of a year of podcasting, we put our listeners through a little… let’s call it an Exercise of Trust.

good morning! this week it’s Season 6 Episode 7, Dr. Linus. Ben, the show’s central antagonist and by all accounts an irredeemable monster, finds redemption because he’s sad. all it took was being forced to dig his own grave!! of course, in an alternate timeline, Ben’s living as a high school teacher and Locke says he should be principal. meanwhile, Bean and James do a bit of math and also figure out just how much they could’ve gotten away with when writing the alternate timeline. it gets a little wild!!

happy episode 50! can you believe it?? this week it’s Season 3, Episode 3, titled Further Instructions. it’s about John Locke’s quest to have a big think about an airport, and save Mr. Eko from a polar bear. of course, this all reminds us of his past life on a hippie commune full of weed. it’s definitely an episode and a half. meanwhile, Bean presents some basketball theories and James does some foley work. thanks for listening!!