It's Animorphs book 49, The Diversion, & we're so enthralled by it that we don't even take note of the episode number. In addition to changing the whole dang status quo, we discuss: More Blood Pokemon!, Being The Only One On The Way To Work Who Looks Like They Recently Drowned, Rachel Giving Marco A Drunk Stick & Poke, Fuck A Circus, and Hatsune Miku Invented Pasteurisation Referenced media: That slug is tweeting, the emo song (general cw for mid 2000s edgy ~humour along the lines of homophobia, transphobia, & self-harm jokes), a sharp animal
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This was recorded just after our last episode came out four months ago. We have good intentions & I, personally, am doing something close to my best, thank you! Appropriately, it's book 48: The Return. In addition to rat monarchy, we discuss: I Think I Just Missed You Guys, Tobias Would Identify Too Hard With Anakin, My Podcast Within-A-Podcast Crying About The Skywalkers, Jake's A Serial Killer AU, Jellyfish Are Made Of Good And Lightning Referenced Media: Tammany Hall, I Gotta Google Some Things
The curtains draw closed on another wonderful Schlocktober as your friend and mine Roy, from online, joins us to talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Join us as we say au revoir to the season and talk about decadent coffee choices, the Runescape gremlin, presidential prescience, Gremlins 2 crimes, and Hulk Hogan's nutty sex tape. Listen to Nonna Roy's Nightmarinara! RECOMMENDATIONS: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Pokemon Sword/Shield (Crown Tundra DLC) AlphaVulpeculae Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Episode edited by Sara who has done far too much…
The Schlocktober curse has struck us yet again, folks! Delayed by a flat tire on the car of your intrepid editor, interrupted by the computer of your intrepid editor crashing halfway through recording, also I think Sara spills water on her powerstrip at some point, idk, or perhaps... there's a man in all of our walls causing this mayhem! For the answers to these queries and more, join us and our guest this week, Sylvia (@sylvisurfer, suspiciously unmarred by the aforementioned and absolutely previously established Schlocktober curse), as we peer behind the dry wall and dive headlong into The Boy…
You heard about phones? And e-mails and shit? Fucked up. This week, Brooks and Eddy of Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron, Yare Yare Boys, and other podcasting enterprises are here to take a few swings at the digital hellscape that is The Internet as we watch and talk about two very different versions of Chain Letter. We also pour up a gloop - that's a gloop and a splurgy. RECOMMENDATIONS: One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky Jujutsu Kaisen Behind the Bastards Hell Like Heaven Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be…
And lo, as the sun sets across the horizon, a chill shivers down your spine - you know, undoubtedly, that Schlocktober has descended upon you yet again, and there is nothing you can do to impede its ceaseless march. For you're fully aware that any attempt to do so would be an extreme breach of the terms of service. Y'know, like an app? Like in the movie Countdown, where there's an app that kills you? We had the Noisespace king Matt (@mattgcn) and queen Stephanie (@ageofoddish) on to talk about the movie whose elevator pitch was certainly nothing more than…
Whoof!! Time to strap in, folks, because this week Sara is joined by Blair (@blairkitsch) once again, in prep for Schlocktober, to dive headlong into a film that has more difficult needles to thread than a seventh grade Home Ec class. So, pull on your surgical gloves and consider the implication of a horror movie tackling young adult psychosexual fantasies as we discuss Excision! Topics include: r/childfree, Protestantism, a discussion about surgery with a real human nurse, and really more intellectual work than you should sincerely expect from your hosts, so, c'mon, be grateful. RECOMMENDATIONS Hades The Venture Bros. Theme…
The six months between recording and posting this episode is a reference to the time travel in the book! Don't think about it too hard! We read book 47: The Resistance, which is about a real life war, unfortunately!! In addition to being xtreeme teene bored, we discuss: A Camp Movie Where They Keep Cutting To Beavers Building A Dam, Doing Crosswords & Getting Into Wordplay, and Brain's A Strawberita
Everyone's favorite Cuncle (cat uncle) Blair (@blairkitsch) is back in business, for 2017's hottest...sequel? Remake? We're not really sure what Rings is, aside from extremely bad! We also talk shower coffee, the Big Bang Theory man's acting chops, and how tough it would be to fight a duck-sized Sadako. RECOMMENDATIONS: Welcome to Night Vale Super Mario Sunshine Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara!
Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall!Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!Edited by Sara, who knows that you just let her inside but really, really wants to go back outside.