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EPISODE 50: Orange Julius Is The Illuminati
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 50: Orange Julius Is The Illuminati

If you see a less caffeinated version of this episode walking around, let us know so we can join forces. Until then, let me introduce you to the evil (?) twin: a full hour of someone audibly using a fidget spinner kicked off by someone else saying “Teens Lit AF”. It’s Animorphs book 32, The Separation, and the hosts are… of two minds about it. Bwomp bwooooompIn addition to a truly iconic cover, we discuss: I’ve Become Superhuman For Finding Fucking Ingredients, Rachel’s Astrological Chart, Orange Julius Androids, and Gut CheckReferenced media: We Fooled The Internet w/ Fake Justin Bieber…

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March 15, 2019
EPISODE 49: Beatrix Potter Characters Don’t Real; Cryptids Might Real
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 49: Beatrix Potter Characters Don’t Real; Cryptids Might Real

It’s a sleepy pod, baby! Cuddle on in for some relaxing bedtime discussion of Animorphs book thirty-one, The Conspiracy. Note: in this case, we assume that you prefer your lullabies to be full of children experiencing trauma.In addition to parents constantly being in peril, we discuss: 2b28, Ow My Baby Hand, Tiger Tiddies, Transgenderism Is Lit, and Beatrix Potter Knows Something We Don’t Know

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March 5, 2019
EPISODE 48: We Should Talk About Something That’s Not Rivers
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 48: We Should Talk About Something That’s Not Rivers

This is not a Frozen podcast… or is it? Whatever; it’s gay children with dead parents, magic powers, and tons of trauma from top to bottom as we tackle Animorphs book thirty, The Reunion. Do you wanna break a Yeerk pool? C’mon let’s go and play~!In addition to loving Marco with our whole hearts, we also discuss: Marco’s Modern Memes, TobIphone S, I Hate The Sploots So Much, If Elevators Were Vacuums Would Everyone Be Better At Parkour, Most Iconic Rivers To Throw Yourself Into, and Laser Noises Are Not ThreateningReferenced media: Frozen 2 trailer, pics of mountain goats with…

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February 23, 2019
EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual!In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Skateboarder Birth, The Cancellation of Talls, and Being Nic Malkovich!RECOMMENDATIONS:The Adventure Zone: AmnestyAuralnauts’s Star Wars seriesThanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their…

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February 11, 2019
EPISODE 131: The Nun
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 131: The Nun

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!RECOMMENDATIONS:CrossCodeSeason 3 of SerialThanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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February 4, 2019
EPISODE 47: I’d Like To Go On Record As Saying George Washington Is Not My Daddy
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 47: I’d Like To Go On Record As Saying George Washington Is Not My Daddy

It’s about that TIME to figure out if you can keep a SECRET. Elfangor’s secret! In honour of this episode being shorter than usual, so is the amount of effort I’m going to spend on this description. If you hate it so much, why not go kill my goddamn grandpa so I’m never even ON this podcast? Fuck you. The book is MegaMorphs Three: Elfangor’s Secret. I said it already! Up top!! Whatever. I’m the version of me from the bad timeline where you killed my grandpa’s neighbour who was just in there trying to water my grandpa’s plants and…

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February 1, 2019
EPISODE 130: Annihilation
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 130: Annihilation

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms!RECOMMENDATIONS:Silver SpoonSmall Town DicksCrimetownThank you to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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January 30, 2019
EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?

We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over.In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Making Trollface, Tyler Posey’s Ball Meat, and A Cursed T-Shirt!RECOMMENDATIONS:That Time I Got Reincarnated as a SlimeThe Teacher’s PetThanks as always to people you meet outside of…

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January 21, 2019
EPISODE 46: Okay, I’m Going To Do A Naruto
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 46: Okay, I’m Going To Do A Naruto

Just because someone is absolutely one hundred percent guaranteed by the stars to kill one of your co-hosts is no reason not to stan. It’s a Cassie book, which means a lot of fumbling through trying to process the philosophical core of the Animorphs series. Also, eels! Join three people who have grown so ancient & wizened that they can no longer handle your standard iced tea to discuss this sweet treat of a book, number 29, The Sickness. Ooh ah ah ah.In addition to moral complexity of alien species, we discuss: No Jokes 2K19, Licensed Fast Food Toys, and…

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January 18, 2019
EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)

Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us for the rest of this first month in this new year as we revisit all the movies we missed out on last year! Love you thanks.RECOMMENDATIONS:You’re Gonna Miss It All –…

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January 14, 2019
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