096 – The Entire Country Would Become The Damn Joker

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Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!

Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val
Edited by alex

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Johnny Marks – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

 

Foresight is 2020

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Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!

Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val

Edited by Val

075 – My Friend, Racist

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It’s a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein’s death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! Topics like the British government’s anti-knife crime advertisements! You’ll never guess where they put them unracistly. Tune in to find out, and don’t forget to leave an acorn on your windowsill for your neighbour Racist [editor’s note: i forgot the plot of my neighbour totoro so that last one’s just a guess]

Featuring: Alex and Caroline
Edited by alex

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Give Us A Mystery – Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

072 – Down With The Clown

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HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn’t punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker’s brother, Cary Booker, which took over conversation so completely that not even being mad about Game of Thrones Emmy’s could dislodge it.

At around 38 minutes, Caroline’s mic exploded mid-sentence so we just picked up with a different topic upon her return to the living.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Insane Clown Posse – Juggalo Island

056 – Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)

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Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

052 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

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Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end.

Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Without Me

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

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A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”

While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to:
Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going
Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now
Matt, for giving our show a place to call home
Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh represent!)
All of my wonderful cohosts for being so cool and fun to talk to and make a show with
And me, for [fill this in when you think of how not to be a dick about it]

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men

047 – ZOBONEMAFOO

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Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It’s worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how’s he gonna get out of thi- oh he’s out? Ah, well, nonetheless.

Featuring Sara, Caroline and Patrick

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Gila – Beach House

045 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

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The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin’s resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a while.

Featuring: CarolineEden, and Patrick

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Renee Elise Goldsberry – Muppet Babies