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Anger is the color of our energy this episode, as we read chapter 48, "Guile--part III!" Nie Mingjue('s head) does a very unique form of venting and causes Wei Wuxian to witness his adventures as he Logs Into His Damn Account and experiences some intermediate to advanced drama. Jiggy does Influencer Voice a lot, Lan Xichen says the most heterosexual thing imaginable, and we try to do our dick diligence despite having to discuss some very unfortunate literary ownership. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Tool - Lateralus, arr. perf.…

We made it to 50 entire episodes so we decided to celebrate by letting you (the listeners) ask us (the hosts) whatever you want (questions)! Apologies for the amount of time we spend scrounging Google Image Search and inside the concept of Swedish furniture retailer Ikea. Hopefully, between transmuting rice into hockey pucks and listening to twink ASMR, we provide answers! Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Outro: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do, arr. & perf. by Cynthia Wong Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter…

Hey, remember the cut-up zombie parts that are the reason this novel's plot is happening? In chapter 46, "Guile--Part I," we finally learn who they belong to (his name is Charles)! This week, your hosts exit the liminal space known as "the toilet" and get down to Will Grahaming it through Lan Xichen's tragic ordeal of identifying a body by its dick. That's the whole chapter, really. Just kind of a lot of nude dead man dick. Sorry Don’t forget to send us some question for our upcoming Q&A bonus episode! Email them to [email protected] or send them to us…

There are chapters of the web novel Mo Dao Zu Shi, and then there are Looney Tunes shorts, and chapters 43 and 44 are kind of both. They're also the horniest chapters we've read so far. In the first two parts of the "Allure" arc, Wen Ning details causing an SCP containment breach, we learn the joke of Lan Jingyi (chicken), Lan Wangji places Wei Wuxian under Fucker's Arrest, and between all of these things, we discover the Key of the Genious. This episode is brought to you by the letters E and G! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I…

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depression, and teaches Lan Wangji about distribution of labor. Song Lan learns how to use a microwave. Jin Guangyao unfortunately does some comrade shit. But most importantly, we follow The Genious's Way and deny Xue Yang his woobie clout. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: "Wicked" Soundtrack (comp. Stephen Schwartz) - What…

Y'all ever live with someone for 2 years and never bother asking your roommate what his name is? After reading chapter 40, "Grasses," part 8, we can't help but wonder whether doing that might have been able to solve a lot of the problems here. Not a very fun chapter, but we did spend almost 2 hours and 20 fuck minutes talking about it. Wei Wuxian yells at Forensic Files, Xue Yang puts on his tactical clown nose and reads us his manifesto, and we mourn the dream team that could have been Song Lan and A-Qing giving one of…