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Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama (co-starring Best Jeanist) news, how to pass the ancient Chinese vampire times bar exam, and the proper division of zombie funny comedy body parts. But mostly we talk about how everyone’s favorite trust fund baby, who we kin and stan, Nie Huaisang, is back, and he has a magic pet turtle. Imagine making any of this upTake part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist…

Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE: 1) Between 100 and 1,000 words 2) Rated T For Teen or under 3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on…

VISIT www.licque.co.nz.aus.jp.biz.edu.exe/creditcardnumber/socialsecuritynumber/millionthvisitor.com FOR CUBE EARTH TRUTHIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ludacris ft. Pharrell Williams – Southern Hospitality (instrumental version) Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Happy Hall of Days! This week, we’re supposedly reading chapters 19 and 20–parts 1 & 2 of the “Contentment” arc–but mostly we’re talking about Canadian prog trio Rush, our terrible 7th-to-9th grade selves, Venn diagrams, Facetune vs. Faceapp, and the word “butt.” We also take a special pre-recap trip to <s>Yiling Flavortown</s> Baopals to finish up our Christmas shopping! “MERRY”Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rush – Subdivisions, arr. by Roy Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoisespace | Patreon |…

We may have only “Refinement, Part 8” on our to-do list today, but in this <s>chapter</s><s>episode</s> chaptisode, a ton of stuff happens! The boarding school teens pass around a piece of communal Bulma hentai, we learn about Famous Wife Guys of History, Wei Wuxian bestows the gift of bunnies, and we premiere the pilot episode of Sect Leader Babies. Plus, enjoy some storytimes and Bestgirl debates! All this while one of our hosts has no rights. Wow. InspirationalIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Metallica – One, arr. & perf. by…

any cultivator born after xuan zheng year 2 can’t read… all they know is emperor’s smile , break they curfew, twerk, be gay , eat hot chili & lieIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Barry Manilow – Let Me Be Your Wings (Instrumental Reprise) Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Chapters 11 and 12, “Refinement” parts 1 & 2, are pretty short, but that doesn’t mean MXTX isn’t cramming as much tomfoolery into them as possible. This week, Wei Wuxian gets gang-owned, somebody says The Thing, and we discover the consequences of Resting Depression Face. Also, we pay tribute to our favorite confirmed himbo, since our “dear author” sure isn’t gonna!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: The Untamed OST – Liebing Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway -Herb Alpert &…

On this special Late Night edition of PodRecesses, we’re reading chapters 9 & 10, “Arrogance” parts IV and V. Turns out that from the Lan sect’s billionaire brain poisoning to Wei Wuxian’s messy bitch prions to Roy’s elf brain, everyone’s brains are on fire! Except for Wen Ning, who doesn’t have one at all. And while we unfortunately have to say goodbye to a long-standing segment, we do spend entirely too long talking about a certain AU, so, sorry bout that. Anyway, see you at the asbestos factory!(also sorry once again for the audio quality! it gets bad for a…

Hey, uh, reading is hard, folks! Some stuff happens in chapters 6-8, the “Arrogance” arc. An ass has an ass, Lan Wangji and his sports-model guqin show up, a little boy is extremely rude, and Jiang Cheng uses Star Finger. More importantly, though, we celebrate some Very Special birthdays with a Very Special version of one of our favorite segments, so don’t go lighting yourself on fire just yet! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Fleetwood Mac – Landslide, arr. & perf. by Jonny Lipford Also used: Pink Floyd –…