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welcome back! it’s Season 4 Episode 2, Confirmed Dead this week. we meet the Freighter Crew as they arrive to the island, including Faraday, Miles, Charlotte, and you KNOW we gotta have Dirty Shirty Frank!! the gang, meanwhile, is split about whether these bozos wanna help ’em or hurt ’em. we finally realize that this is a show that is for smart people only, so if you don’t know about a big number, sorry!! you’ll have to delete this podcast and not listen to it.

special guest Jack Bielli joins us today on this jumbo-sized episode of the show! we watch Season 5 Episode 14, The Variable. we learn about Daniel Faraday this week! he arrives on the island in past-times, screams at everyone, and wants to talk to his mom. no clue why, cause in the past, we learn his mom ain’t great! we also learn the truth about eggs. thanks for listening!by the way, you can check out Jack and James’ lovely podcast, Lovable Favourites, right over here: https://soundcloud.com/lovablefavouritespodcast

howdy howdy! we guarantee piss this week on The Island Shuffle, Season 6 Episode 13, The Last Recruit. folks, it’s bad! we don’t like it!! the gang escapes from Smoke Monster Locke, only for Jack to walk off a boat and then get blown up. meanwhile, in the alternate timeline, Desmond is a creep. we don’t have very many jokes this week cause we got genuinely mad about how bad the show is. sorry!! thanks for listening!

if you love a good multi-fauceted show, you’ll love our podcast about the show Lost. this week it’s Season 5 Episode 9, Namaste. a plane crashes on an island, again!! Frank and Sun hang out and get spooked. meanwhile, thirty years ago, the gang gets used to life in the Dharma Initiative. we also sing a few songs and laugh about how the hat of a chef looks. we’re having fun and hopefully, you are too!

welcome back to the show where we watch Lost in the Long Order. this week it’s Season 1 Episode 3, Tabula Rasa. the first proper single hour episode of the show stars… Kate!! on the Island, a man is dying and nobody’s happy about it. and in the Past, Kate is a criminal despite being a girl. James fails to talk about Latin and Bean says “cranked” too much. thank you… for listening!

we’re back!! we’re watching Season 3 Episode 1, A Tale of Two Cities. Jack’s in Glass Jail, Sawyer’s in Cage Jail, and Kate’s in Breakfast Jail. meanwhile in the past, Jack is a really bad idiot dipshit who sucks constantly, and loves to hurt his dad and stalk his ex. rough stuff!! Bean and James wax poetic about the correct way to ride a horse, and the hottest music festival of the year. thanks for listening!

hey folks! james and bean took a little vacation so guess what — here’s a lovely little supercut of some of our favourite jokes over the year. we’re nearly at the halfway point of the dang show and that’s hard to believe, and so we figured this condensed nonsense might serve a finer entry point than 59 episodes of nonsense. we hope you’ve enjoyed the ride so far, and guess what — there’s still so much of the television show Lost to watch! Lost is a show about a plane that says “Hello”

it’s Season 1 Episode 24, Exodus (Part 2), aka the meandering middle chapter of the pretty good finale of Season 1. Locke and Jack handle some dynamite, and Claire’s baby gets kidnapped! meanwhile, in the fateful airport of flight 815, Walt plays game boy, and Jin gets threatened. just another average day for our humble heroes!! also we reminisce about the damned daniel vine that everybody knows and loves, and regret to inform you that this show may not be as woke as we once thought!

howdy! this fine evening, why not enjoy a cup of Season 3, Episode 18, called D.O.C.! Sun and Juliet go on an adventure to find out exactly when Sun got pregnant, and they have a fun time together!! except… can we really trust… Juliet??? also in the past, Sun gets blackmailed and meets Jin’s dad, and then extorts her own dad!! big day for Sun! big day for Bean and James who decide to do some fun impersonations for fun and finally declare that Lost is confirmed feminist. have a good one!!

poblerone to all our listeners. we watched Everybody Hates Hugo, Season 2 Episode 4. it’s about as wholesome as it gets on the show, when Hurley grapples with winning the big bucks and also what to do about all the food. we like this episode a whole lot!! meanwhile Bean and James grapple with the sky and look at a very good cat. thanks as always for listening!