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EPISODE 221: Q: The Winged Serpent

No, it's not that Q - Schlocktober continues with this jumbo sized spicy BIG episode on Q: The Winged Serpent with returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_)! We talked for a LONG while about Michael Moriarty and David Carradine's Chrysler building escapades - enjoy!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: V/H/S/94 TrueAnon Hacking Your 3DS Intro and outro music provided by people you meet outside of bars, check out more of their music at gaygothvibes.online! Episode edited by Morg, who can be found on twitter @hauntingthemorg!

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October 16, 2021

LMNOP

Episode 36 – Concession (Stand)s Have Been Made

The hiatus is over, and we're back! The podcast has changed lineup a little bit, but it is still about simping over Lucy Liu and admiring Johnny Lee Miller's acting abilities. This week, Val and guest Jo discuss season 2 episode 12, The Diabolical Kind. This episode features the evil (or is she?) mastermind of Moriarty, so we're in for lots of twists and twurns as always. It's laundry day, and we have on our best dress shirt and swim trunks on to go on yet another failed True Romantix date. Also discussed are attempts to answer the questions of…

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September 10, 2021

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

112 – Flora and Fauna Fanclub

Hey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans bills What is pipehitting? Independence Day Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid) Flora and Fauna Lightbringers: Re:Zero DIY Crafts Post 10 Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum…

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June 19, 2021

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 205: Possessor

This week, Sara invites returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_) back on to talk metaphor, symbology, representation, and g_rld_ck as they discuss Brandon Cronenberg's sophomore film Possessor. RECOMMENDATIONS: ALEXKANSAS To Your Eternity Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find doing evil dances.

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May 19, 2021

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

111 – Miami Heated Gamer Moment

We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic. Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited. Supplemental links: Maki Itoh 1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund Braided Warriors Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan…

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March 13, 2021

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

110 – Nintendonald 64

Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together! Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy. Edited by Sam. Intro: Wario Land 3…

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February 7, 2021

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

109 – A Bullet Journal For Your Anime

We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix] Noise Space | Twitter

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December 31, 2020

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 187: Blood Quantum

Gobble gobble, punks! It's (inter)national Fuck (American) Thanksgiving day! This year, your friends at Fearbaiting are not-celebrating this whitewashing of the grim legacy of colonialism by inviting friend of the show John (@_FlourishCaster) on to talk about Blood Quantum! Join us as we discuss... largely dumb bullshit (you can put a fucked up girl anywhere, decadent doobers, fuck-energy meals, you know the drill) peppered with conversations about the history of indigenous people in North America in order to contextualize this film about zombies. You can also find John on Instagram @_bedroompunk or on their CFMU radio show The Sound of…

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November 26, 2020

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

108 – Weed Sports Resort

Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. Edited by Matt. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball

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November 12, 2020

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Dig Doug Your Own Grave Fordnite

In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don’t worry! It’s still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!! (Note: alex says in the episode that she's going to throw it up on the patreon feed, but decided to put it in the main feed as a bonus episode…

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August 22, 2020