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S5E3 – Dragon Eddie’s Draggin’ Jetty

Oops, we're back! We got so scared of Thing from the Fantastic Four that we slipped and fell off the Brooklyn Bridge and weren't able to record an episode for over a month. Finally, we're back to watch Blade again! What was happening in this movie again? I don't remember. Stream Chinchin by Bang wa Cherry. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

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S5E2 – This Is Why We Did This

Alright, I don't think it's a stretch to say that things got a little heated during our previous discussion of Blade. We got a little worked up because of how much this movie rocks, and we all said some things we regret. There's no reason to force a ridiculous format change on our podcast just because it feeled funny at the time. The important thing is, as long as we're all having fun, we're all the victor! Anyway, here's this week's episode. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

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S5E1 – Friends to Blooders

Bleh, bleh! I vant to vatch a good movie for a change! Good thing we're starting our journey through the Blade trilogy! Blade is a movie of vampires, but we do the vampire voice less than you'd think. We're too happy to be watching it to think about that stuff! This is the breath of fresh air this podcast needed, and we're all very excited to watch these fantastic films. (People like all three of them, right?) Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E22 – Sig Ol’ Bippies

Have we finished Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? Yes... hell yes! In this breakneck third act, Moreau kills dozens of politicians while Nadya gets a hundred headshots and the devil does yoga. If that doesn't sound like a movie, well, I don't know what to tell you. This week, Nadya sniped. Next week, someone else Snipes! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E21 – This Hurts My Balls! :)

scrape scrape Huh, what's that scraping at the door? Could it be a new episode of Zero to Zero talking about Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? This week is a week of transformations: an excavator becomes a devil, a man becomes a goblin, and the word vengeance becomes vongeonce. Will the movie transform into a good movie? Maybe if our new goblin can become enough of a bumbling sicko! Find out next week! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E20 – Ribbed for Her Pleasure

Blackheart and his band of elemental goons have been defeated, but we're not done with Ghost Rider just yet! This time, we're heading to (checks Wikipedia) Romania for the sequel, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance! It's grittier and grayer than before - but will we like it? Or is this going to be another Elektra situation? And, dear God, please, WHAT ARE OUR FAVORITE SANDWICHES?! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E19 – A Muck-Length Silter

We took a week off to mourn the deaths of Gramble and Alligator or whatever their names were, but we're back to finish Ghost Rider! In the thrilling conclusion, we will finally learn the true identity of Sam Elliott (the previous Ghost Rider?!?!) as well as Mack (a dead guy?!?!) Will Ghost Rider be able to defeat the increasingly pathetic villain? I hope not! We were just starting to like the guy! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E18 – TEXT ME YOUR AFFILIATE LINK

It took a little while, but we're finally at the part of Ghost Rider with Ghost Rider! Yes, Nicolas Cage's skin has flaked off to reveal a cool skull on fire. Will acclaimed director Mark Steven Johnson make the movie become epic when the action starts? We've got three element-themed bad guys to deal with, so I hope we get to see some classic earth stuff! If not, I'm sure we'll at least have a super normal chat about a guy made of water! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E17 – A Floor-Length Duster

Yee-haw! It's finally time for the rootinest, tootinest superhero movie around: Ghost Rider! Nicolas Cage has finally graced our podcast with his whole deal, and it's either good or something, depending on who you ask! We may not all have the same jelly bean drinking glass of choice, but there's one thing we can all agree on: Mark Steven Johnson is the director ever. Pull up a horse and enjoy - but watch out for flaming hoops! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E16 – Mezzie the Mezzanine

What a treat 2011 has for us: it's another third act CGI monster fight! Thank you, Green Lantern! Fortunately, the movie also gives us a fight between two human actors (covered in CGI and throwing CGI at each other!) Will the Green Lantern Corps have anything to do? Sorry, there's no room in the movie for that. We've gotta get one of the worst motivational speeches in movie history from Blake Lively! Why didn't they end up making this into a franchise? Next week, October will truly begin as our podcast gets haunted by a particularly mobile ghost! Sam |…

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