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S4E2 – Plenty of Funny Moments

Against all common sense, we're back for more Watchmen! In this week's installment, we go to the Comedian's funeral for about an hour (spoilers: Comedian dies in this movie) and follow Doctor Manhattan to Mars where he reminds us of a great chapter from the comic book series Watchmen. With all the talk of war, sexual assault, nihilism, and nuclear armageddon, things get pretty heavy this week. Fortunately, Sam's favorite website ScreenRant is here to save the day! Looks like superheroes are real after all! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S4E1 – One Big Bean

We return once again to the Snyder Mines to experience the hit film of Watchmen 2009! Rorschach is here, and he's got his iconic mask, and the Comedian is here, and he's got his iconic button. Why isn't this movie iconic? It has all the ingredients! Doctor Manhattan even has his iconic butt and balls and penis! What more do audiences need? Beans, you say? Well, Zack has got you covered there, my friends! Content warning: this episode includes discussion of homophobic violence from 24:07-25:38. Also, this is Watchmen we're talking about, so general warning for mentions of sexual assault,…

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S3E23 – The Kill Me Button

On this topsy-turvy episode, we talk about the ending of The Suicide Squad! Sam liked it a lot and Val and Giga didn't! You never know what's going to happen on this silly podcast of ours. Join us for a look back on all the Ha Ha Funny dialogue, dramatically satisfying character arcs, and the useless Groots we met along the way. Also, we're now caught up with all the DCEU movies up to this point! Stick around to the end to find out what we're punishing ourselves with next! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E22 – RatCrate

Great news for fans of The Suicide Squad: this whole movie is The Suicide Squad! We're watching the second part of it and things are heating up in Corto Maltese! We've got the hottest ships in town: Thinkmaker, Peacemaker x Reader, and maybe more! Looks like everyone wants a piece of Peacemaker... including Rick Flag! Hopefully that's all fine and nothing bad happens! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E21 – (Some Kind Of)

They decided to give us another competently made movie! We're watching the first third of The Suicide Squad, and talking about all the things it does better than the original. Or, one might say, how it does all things better than the original! For example, there is a weasel named Weasel who is a weasel, and a shark named Shark who is a shark. Nice!!! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E20 – Cracking One

Wonder Woman 1984 truly is a land of contrasts! The third act may not be good, but they definitely saved some of the best parts for last. There's some acting, some emotions, a climax that isn't just a punching fight with a CGI monster... It doesn't save the movie by any means, but they were doing some stuff here! It's a shame Kristen Wiig wasn't around to see it. She had to leave so they could do a punching fight with a CGI monster. Oops! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E19 – The King of Crude

Act 2 of Wonder Woman 1984 hits you like a sledgehammer straight to the brain! Steve is a caveman! Wonder Woman is a five thousand year old anthropologist who doesn't know what happened to Rome! The extremely messed up circumstances of their romance are basically unquestioned! Wonder Woman forgets that the movie has a villain! Please help us! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E18 – Cartoon Goofy and Cousin Silly

Time for a normal movie! We're watching act 1 of Wonder Woman 1984, which people might like. Join us as we break down the way too long opening, the way too straight friendship between Diana and Barbara, and the way too creepy romance between Diana and Some Guy's Stolen Body! Classic eighties things! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E17 – Live from the Triple Toilet

Could it be possible? A movie that is good from beginning to end? In this day and age? It's more likely than you think! Let's give thanks to Cathy Yan and Christina Hodson for going to the trouble of making Birds of Prey good! Hey, how do you give thanks again? Is it by talking about poopoo peepee? I hope so, or this episode is going to be a real swing and a miss! (Harley Quinn baseball bat reference) Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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S3E16 – Maintain Chunks

In the second act of Birds of Prey, the movie continues to be good! Lots of great sicko content and leg destruction to keep us entertained, plus we meet a new character who many are saying is the crossbow killer. We've had a great time with the movie so far... here's hoping the third act isn't ruined by Sionis drinking Big CGI Monster Boss Battle Juice! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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