You’re finally awake! Welcome to an unusually Elder-Scrolls-reference-heavy episode of Juergen’ It, where we’re reading chapters 25 and 26 of Together Forever, plus a couple of author’s notes. Our favorite Wattpad author is here with answers to our many questions, including why Clementine was holding a pie. Thank god! This week, we’re checking in at Weenie Hut Beneral. Hope you’re ready for the next episode!
Brace yourselves for this episode, folks. This episode will shock you to your core… disturb your very soul… It is fair to say that the contents of this episode will change your life forever. Anyway, let’s have dinner first! Yum yum! After that, we can read Together Forever chapters 22 and 23, plus several author’s notes. Will Ricky confess his crimes to Clementine? What figurines does Amy have? What IS the Mouthfeel of Greer? We’ve got questions, and magicofessence has answers. This week, we’re flexing our pipes on some Evanescence. Looks like Ricky’s not the only butcher in town!
Video games? Never heard of ’em! We’re back for another regular episode of Juergen’ It to read chapters 20 and 21 of Together Forever. George has called a meeting of the council of elders to discuss Ricky’s trick, and Amy’s professor/advisor/counselor [???? editor’s note: figure out what this character’s job is] Julianne Moore is back with a trick of her own. It’s, uh, really something! This week, I guess it’s Clem now! Can you believe this?!
This podcast is cool, but I wish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd. Maybe this will do it: it’s chapters 18 and 19 of Together Forever, but that’s not all! There’s also half an hour of GamerTalk! If you’re not interested, feel free to stop listening after Sam does Evanescence karaoke. Or better yet, stop listening right before that! This week, we’re trying to stay sarcastic. “Sorry!”
On this very regular Juergen’ It, we read chapters 15-17 of Together Forever. Sam is very well rested, and is keeping it together just fine. Also, Anne doesn’t look wondered in this one. If you can spot the lies in this episode description, congratulations! You’re ready to listen to this classic episode. This week, I forgot to mention it but the Wattpad description says that the character of Mrs. Miller is played by Julianne Moore. Cool!
After the debacle of last week’s episode, we’re feeling very normal and ready to bring you a normal episode. It’s chapters 12-14 of Together Forever, and some secrets are coming out…! Don’t get too excited, they’re exactly the secrets you’d expect. Just classic Amy things! Speaking of things you’d expect, George is doing work at his job. Wow! That’s so interesting! This week, we’re heading down the Old Habits Road. That’s right: I Am Mad at Ricky Again.
Have you ever wondered what a Juergen’ It episode would be like with Sam barely conscious? No? Well, too bad! We’re reading chapters 10 and 11 of Together Forever, and it’s hard to write a description for this one because it’s mostly a sleep-deprived blur. Considering some of the things we said on this episode, maybe that’s a good thing. Don’t worry, you’ll like it! This week, we’re opening Handora’s Box. We’re also closing it back up and throwing it into a fire.
Exciting news! It’s Juergen’ It’s 100th anniversary, and everyone who graduated from the podcast last month is invited to the reunion! We’re reading chapters 6-9 of Together Forever, and the drama is really starting to kick in. Clementine is here, and she’s pissed. Amy is back in New York, and she’s also pissed, and she’s also back in California. I can’t keep up! Thankfully magicofessence is in the comments as always to help everyone out. This week, the episode is NOT titled Harambe Annoying Orange. You’re welcome!
We’re back, again, but in a different way from when we were back last week! Today we begin our new journey: we’re reading “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager [SEASON 6] Together Forever”, a fan fiction by Wattpad user magicofessence. We begin with the first five chapters, which are, honestly, pretty decently written for a Secret Life fanfic! George is still the worst, and she even remembered that Roboruto exists! Wow! Brenda Hampton, eat your heart out! This week, we’re getting hit right in the feels. Thanks, magicofessence!
We’re back! The show is done, but we have a lot to discuss still – and discuss it we do, until we don’t anymore! We kind of forgot what we were supposed to be doing on this one and it ended up being mostly a tour of the Secret Life wiki. It’s good though. You’re gonna like it!