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This week, on a very special Juergen' It, we discuss S04E10, the very nearly well-titled "4-1-1"! You know phones? The writers just found out about them and they're panicking. I don't even know what else to say about this one. The writers have issues. You'll see! This week, we welcome new character Ethan to Small Town LA. Well, uh, bye, Ethan! Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We’re back! It’s been a few weeks, and the show is [checks notes] bad again! We’re here discussion S04E09, “Flip Flop”, and oops I just realized as I’m writing this that we forgot to do a Titlewatch, so here it is: sure! This title accurately describes the bad events of this episode! Why did Ben and Adrian get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. This week, we’re sippin’ on Arnold. And, like we always say, piece tell me or coment!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Breathe easy this week, because it’s S04E07, “Cute”, an episode that is relatively watchable by Secret Life standards. It’s season 4, and now when entire relationships are thrown aside like they might as well have never happened, we like it! It’s just funny! This week, we kind of almost like the episode. But not as much as Dancing With the Stars!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E06, “Don’t Go in There!”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, it turns out there really is no limit to how low this show can sink. That’s entropy, baby!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E05, “Hole in the Wall”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts. This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Teens, I hope you have your funny fake Nevada IDs, because it’s cognac season! We’re here to talk about S04E04, “One Foot Out the Door”! Another bad one! Thank god! Paul Perlove is at it again, and we really hate to see it. This man hates Amy and Adrian so much! And Grace too, I think? And people with depression? And, uh, people who do nails? Paul, you need to chill. This week, Jordan just will not stop doing his taxes. April 15th, don’t forget!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

HEY! I’M TYPING THIS ENTIRE DESCRIPTION IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS EPISODE OF SECRET LIFE, S04E02, “ANOTHER ONE OPENS”, IS SO INCREDIBLY SUBTLE THAT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE! BRENDA HAMPTON IS REALLY FLEXING HER WRITING MUSCLES THIS WEEK, AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOUR FAVORITE CANNING BOYS ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DEEP SUBTEXT. THIS WEEK, IMAGINE JORDAN SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN. GOODBYE, GRANDMA!SAM | JORDANTWITTER | TUMBLR | PATREON | DISCORD | YOUTUBE