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Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we’re holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, “Accentuate the Positive”! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don’t be ridiculous! This week, we’re boosting our treble. Look at this good picture!Sam | Jordan PatreonAlso, we have a Discord server now!

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two changes: 1) some of the shorter/simpler lines are just written normally by Sam because this process takes forever otherwise, and more importantly 2) there is now fun narration written by Sam and not Botnik, describing the scenes as they play out! One episode in and the story is already getting extremely weird. If you…

Hi! Now I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, what a great title! I’m really happy to see it!” You’re welcome! Anyway, welcome to season 3! Today we’re discussing S03E01, “Do Over”. Actually one of the less offensive episodes, which is to say, it made us both very angry. At least Leo and Betty are having a fun time on their honeymoon. This week, the episode title is not “Piss and Worcestershire”. Aren’t you glad?Sam | JordanPatreon

Hey, teens! Sam didn’t have time to record a regular episode this week, so in its place is the first of our fan fiction readings that we will be doing for our Patreon! Since we knew we’d be releasing this one to patrons and non-patrons alike, we decided to begin with one very special story read from beginning to end – “Secrets” by FanFiction.net user eCullenONLY! A challenging read, but we were up to the task. This week, we finally get to wear our Vans! See you next week for season 3!Sam | JordanPatreon

Brace yourselves, because this week we’re talking about S02E22, “Good Girls & Boys”! It’s… not the worst episode! Grant is still here which sucks, but Ben gets his shoulder obliterated so that’s something. This week, we’ve come up with an innovative new way of having important conversations. Listen to this!Sam | JordanPatreon

Hi. We here at Juergen’ It know you have a lot of choices when it comes to podcasts, so we would like to thank you for choosing ours. There, now this episode is more relevant than the actual show episode to its title: S02E21, “Choices”! Hey, what do you know – it’s a bad one! I think there may have been some brain swapping between episodes because I don’t know who half of these people are. This week, we’re all out of respecting women juice. Sorry about the Sandler voice!Sam | JordanPatreon

Brace yourselves, teens. This week, we explore the hellscape that is S02E20, “Mistakes Were Made”. Not a whole lot of redeeming qualities to this episode, it turns out! Ken Fields exposes himself as a fraud, Sam exposes himself as a hypocrite, and Grant exposes himself as a serial killer again, just for good measure. This week, we enter the Ricky Retrieval Arc. RIP Good Adrian (2009-10).Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Teens, we’re back! Jordan has returned from Japan, a changed man. Now his voice sounds slightly worse! Other than that, it’s business as usual for S02E19, “The Rhythm of Life”. Since this a teen drama, we’re obligated to have at least one school dance per season, but, uh, the show could only afford one dancer. Sorry. This week, sex is back! Never forget.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit