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This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds.RECOMMENDATIONS:BayonettaI Only Listen to the Mountain GoatsBedtime BoysWeaves’ Wide Open
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they still fucking love Cassie, and that she’s wasting her time with Jake. The Secret is here, and we go on a WILD ride with it! Also discussed: Ancap Coworker Antics, Doge Pronunciation, Our New Podcast Shipping and Handling, Disrespecting Strong Bad, Yet Another Bug Morph, McElroy Animorphs History, Road Rage, Tapir Dong, and We Still Can’t Come Up With a Fucking Signoff.Referenced images: Cursed imageSupport us on Patreon!
Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober!RECOMMENDATIONS:Fleet Foxes’ Self TitledCupheadTongues UntiedDeath Note (2017)You can find Michelle on her podcast Reloading the Canon or listen to her music as Contain.
A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining…
This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!Book Cover #1Book Cover #2
Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Yeoman by BATHSMy Favorite MurderSupport us on Patreon!Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.
You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out…
This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.RECOMMENDATIONS:Over the Garden WallLucky Number Slevin
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!
Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent,…