this week it’s Season 6 Episode 14… called The Candidate. the gang tries to escape the island on a submarine, but smoke monster manifesting as Locke has other plans. meanwhile, in an alternate realm, Jack wants to do deeply invasive surgery on Locke. this is all the ingredients for a fun and good episode of Lost, and yet…!!! it’s bad, folks!!!!! but at least Frank The Pilot Lapidus gets to hoot about planes. thanks for listening to this podcast about the most baffling show on planet earth.
this week it’s Season 2 Episode 2, Adrift. Michael and Sawyer are stuck on a raft and…. well, that’s about it! we learn about how Michael was a very bad dad and…. folks?? it’s bigtime boring!! a real snooze-fest! also locke explores the hatch for the first time and meets desmond. so that’s somethin. meanwhile, Bean realizes they’re direct and to the point, and James discusses Canada’s Dad. thanks… for listenin’.
this week it’s Season 4 Episode 12, There’s No Place Like Home, Part 1… it’s part of the season finale, baby!! and since it’s Part 1, it’s a whole lotta set up. when Sawyer, Miles and the Baby are gettin’ together, you know it’s a time. meanwhile, a helicopter is here! and the Oceanic Six adjusts to post-rescue life. James eats a terrible taco, too. enjoy this podcast, we love to record it for you.
this week, we say the truth that america is afraid to admit!! but we also talk about Lost, and this week’s episode is The Other 48 Days, which is Season 2 Episode 7. it revolves around the tail section gang, including Ana Lucia, Eko, Libby, Bernard, and some more folks too. they had their own struggles before they met the gang!! meanwhile we talk about conspiracy theories and wonder about the Last Scatman. y’know, perfectly normal topics of conversation that naturally arise when talking about such an episode of the television show called Lost.
this week… we meet John Locke, the bald man of mystery who really believes in what the island has to offer!! Locke used to work in a Toy Store and also has a bad dad. meanwhile on the island, Locke has his faith tested, has a weird dream, and sends Boone up a cliff. we also decide to endorse meanness and cruelty, and we talk about our favourite character Gigantic Man. everyone loves him.
this week we watch, finally….. a Jack Episode!! it’s Season 3, Episode 22, Through the Looking Glass (Part 1). Jack has a beard and is going through Some Stuff! and meanwhile, since it’s a finale episode, there’s a million things going on. the gang’s determined to get off of this island once and for all!! there’s guns and explosions!! in other news, we discuss the State of the Protagonist, introduce a new segment called Alarm Brothers, and talk about Flip Phones. it’s a thrill a minute here on the Island Shuffle
this week it’s Season 2 Episode 8, Collision. we learn about Ana Lucia, a violent person who does a lot of murder. does she have murder in her heart, though?? meanwhile there’s a golf adventure. also we talk about mood rings, take some callers, and try out a new sign-off. don’t think it’ll stick though.
this week it’s Season 4, Episode 1, The Beginning of the End. it’s all about Hurley and his adventures adjusting to a post-Island life. also Jack and Locke split apart the camp!! in non-lost related topics, we talk about einstein, six figure salaries, and what if a cop had a donut, and wouldn’t that be funny. we have fun on this show and we hope you do too.
folks… it’s been a quarter of the whole damn show at this point. 25%! that’s a big milestone! this week it’s Season 5, Episode 1, Because You Left. it’s a weird and wild episode of lost where a lot happens, and time travel is also a whole thing. we respond by singing a song about bitcoin? it made sense at the time, we think… we can only hope this cursed content gives you some solace in these turbulent times. thanks for listening.
welcome to the year 2018! the island shuffle is back babyyYYYY!!! this week we’re talkin’ about Mr. Eko’s adventures in Season 3, Episode 5… The Cost of Living. it’s time for Mr Eko to follow a vision of his brother through the jungle. also we learn about when he first became a man of the cloth!! meanwhile, the gang goes on a journey into that hatch with all the tvs in it. happy new year, y’all!