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EPISODE 176: Mars Attacks!

Aliens are scary, right? Especially when they look like all those galaxy brain feels guy memes? Well, Mars Attacks! scared our guest Kay as a kid, so it passes the bar! We talk a little bit about Austin Powers, lament the animals that perish at the hands of these nasty guys from space, and talk about their terrible attempt at making a furry. Listen to Kay's podcast, A Song of Babys and Puppys, here! RECOMMENDATIONS: Adopting an anime boy and making him your new son Pretzel Logic Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet…

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S1E14 – The Boys Are Fightingggg

We did it! Gundam is over! Zeon is defeated! Now, we can empirically state that Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) is objectively one of the greatest pieces of media ever created. Join us as we discuss the A Baoa Qu Coup, 1000 Chars by 100 Chars, and cringe ass nae nae child soldiers! Moeagare, listeners! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 40-43 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

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89 – Emotionally 5’4″

It's hard to believe that they can make filler episodes this late into the series, but they sure did that with season 6 episode 15: Catch-38. At least, it was to us, because even if they're real conflicts they're extremely contrived. ANYWAY because we wanted to avoid talking about the actual episode, please enjoy listening to us talk about Rugrats instead!

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S6E18 – The Widest Smiles Someone Could Possibly Have

What an exciting week! In addition to being the 2 year anniversary of Together Forever, it's also the 50th episode of Together Forever! Join us in celebration as we discover the fate of Amy and Ricky's new baby (she's fine) as well as the name of Amy and Ricky's new baby (she's *********). Also, George's hair is back and longer than ever! This week, our eyes lifted. Ammoni-yay! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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103 – Bernie Bros. 2: Markey Marks (Funky Bunch)

Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website. Featuring Roy and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Yasuaki Iwata - Visitor Arrival

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S1E3 – Team-Alienating Exercise

Hot on the heels of last week's episode where the heroes were given a test of courage and a test of reality show drama, the heroes are given a test of courage and a test of reality show drama. However, not everything is the same! They also face their toughest challenge yet: being normal for ten seconds while buying lunch! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

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46 – Yuri the Clerk (Twinkster)

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depression, and teaches Lan Wangji about distribution of labor. Song Lan learns how to use a microwave. Jin Guangyao unfortunately does some comrade shit. But most importantly, we follow The Genious's Way and deny Xue Yang his woobie clout. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: "Wicked" Soundtrack (comp. Stephen Schwartz) - What…

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EPISODE 175: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Get ready to descend into the depths of Hell with us this week!!!!!! ... Eventually, whenever this week's movie decides to bring us there. Well, in the meantime, why don't you pull up a chair and listen to Sara and guest Scout (@cybernetiques) talk about this week's film, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday? Scout, a long time Jason stan, will help lead us through the weirdness of the franchise as well as the weirdness of this movie in general, from euphemistic llamas to towel logistics to, of course, horny moralism. RECOMMENDATIONS: Fire Emblem: Three Houses Bloodborne Deca-Dence Theme…

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Episode 44: The Homestuck Is Constant, We Just Get Older

In these trying times, please allow us to humbly offer… Ham. This time, Karkat makes a horrible frog mistake, the Handmaid makes a break for it, and the kids go dark. Pages 3874 to 4108. Next time: [S] Cascade! Cascade is the 13-minute blockbuster Flash update that ended Act 5 and brought down two media hosts in one night. It deserves its own episode, so we’re giving it one! Hamometer reading: 50.26%. We’re halfway there! You can find us on twitter and tumblr You can find alex on twitter and tumblr You can find Lydia socially distancing and letting her…

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