20 – Ass-Based Offense


Hold onto your Flubber legs, folks, because today we’re joined by the Venerated Duo themselves, Brooks and Eddy of [INSERT PGOT FAMILY PRODUCT HERE]! It’s time to talk about season 2, episode 4, “Shishu,” which all of us thoroughly comprehend. There’s boys coming out of walls, a cameo by Perfect Cell, and, uh, Dangdang, apparently? It’ll get your right in the McFeelys, for sure.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: TAPPY & Harry Gregson-Wilson – Metal Gear Solid 2 Theme; arr. & perf. by Chikugensai

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Five Grams of Iron

Two idiots talk (mostly) about Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, based off of the manga, based off of the Hiromu Arakawa. Eddy has watched the show before, Brooks doesn’t even know what anime is. Borrowing the Yare Yare Boys feed while JoJo’s is off the air.

068 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet


Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number.
Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)

Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks
edited by alex

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Aquabats – Pool Party

058 – Veto O’Fork


This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.

Featuring: BrooksAlex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)

Music Used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Spanish Flea – Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass

Fantastic Satisfaction: Finale


Hey, it’s Dungeons and Dragons! Your favorite group of idiots have reunited one final time to take down the ancient evil. We may not have remembered a single rule of 5e but that’s not gonna stop us from taking down a big monster. Rudo is double-champion. Kimulo does a back bend. Ralmevik has taken up a life of asceticism.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

015 – Tony Hawk’s Pro Pussy Eating


Step right up to hear about season 2 episode 3 of Sex and the City: The Freak Show. Alex, Stephanie, and cunnilingus guestpert Brooks are here to give you an episode so good you’re going to pass out when you listen! It’s hay mowing season and the carnival is in town, so don’t miss out — you might even see the face of God.

Brooks’ Twitter: twitter.com/brooksasanoun

Postgame of Thrones

Two idiots talk (mostly) about the Game of Thrones TV series, based off of the A Song of Ice and Fire series, based off of a George RR Martin. You’ll definitely know when something wasn’t in the books.


Eddy and Brooks challenge each other to one of mankind’s most difficult tasks – listening to new music. Each week we’ll suggest an album for the other to listen to, then come back and talk about it, with suggestions from our Patreon subscribers!

031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson


We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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