Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA


Episode 14 – SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE: The God-Emperor of Bikini Bottom

Oldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI! Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Christina

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Episode 13 – SMURFS CREEPYPASTA: Sock and Sadness

(CONTENT WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE (both human and smurf), CHILD DEATH (both human and smurf), DISCUSSION OF HATE GROUPS (human only, probably), AND WEIRD VAGUE HORNINESS (smurf-centric)) This episode's pool of content is a bit shallow, but Nonna Roy and Rainer have nevertheless fished up some of the most horrifying literature of all time. Alongside SMURFS CREEPYPASTA, we also take a dive into some ghoulish GERMAN FOLKLORE, and wade into the hideous waters of one of the most notorious forum incidents on the whole internet, SMURF IN HAND'S BLUE MOON NURSERY THREAD. Featuring: the thing you do with two normal…

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Episode 12 – THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS: COVID Creepy Woods

(CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD DEATH) Join Nonna Roy and Spinning "David" Voices as they experience the entire gamut of Reddit emotions in this reading of parts 1-3 of "r/nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell," better known as THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS! Featuring: the ongoing Fucked-Up Guy Count; Napoleon Dynamite (2004) funny moments; McDonalds tube sherpa; a spooky Roy thing; plus, is Seth Rogen large? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | David

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Episode 11 – NIGHTMARINARA: THE LOST EPISODE

You know podcasts, right? The episodic audio programs you subscribe to over the internet? They're all over the place these days. I can't get enough of them. I have a few favorites, but my absolute favorite of all time has to be Nonna Roy's NIGHTMARINARA. At least...it used to be. Until the episode 11 technical difficulties happened. -- (thank you so much sam) Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cat, who was supposed to be on this episode until Audacity decided it simply wouldn't record any of their audio

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Episode 10 – SLIMEBEAST’S “SHITTY STORIES”: Ph. D (Podcast Host Disease)

Unclog your toilets, listeners, because Nonna Roy & Morg are plumbing the depths of SLIMEBEAST'S lesser-known collection of internet horror nuggets, "THE SHITTY STORIES!" Featuring: the Alabama leprechaun (2006 meme); romancing Thanos; our own inexcusable mistakes; Gak™ Tragedies; plus, have we actually finally found a good creepypasta? Check out Nonna Roy's Patreon in the links below! Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Morg

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Episode 9 – SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA: Philip Zimbardo Hands You the Controller

In order to get the most out of this exploration into SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy (not a gamer) had to invite The Island Shuffle's Bean (gamer) to help her out! This is an episode about quality over quantity--the themes are important here. Featuring: the sentiment and use of Gamzee; Mario's favorite activity; some very good impressions; the coward Sam Canning; plus, which Kong should get iPad? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Bean

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Episode 8 – BEN DROWNED: Not Normal, But Regular

Nonna Roy and Eddy of the Brotherhood Without Manners are here today to boot up their twisted save files and read part 1 of the ARG saga of BEN DROWNED! Maybe we'll find out why he did that. Featuring: Stone Temple Pilots (Temple); the gamer's mindset; a bespoke Joker (Bespoker) gnome; mattrebeiro.wmv; plus, what if BEN posted? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Eddy

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Episode 7 – RAINBOW FACTORY: Blue Check Cutie Mark

In the first of what will likely be many servings of MY LITTLE PONY CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy and Antigone violate OSHA in order to read RAINBOW FACTORY! Shine on, you crazy bitches! Featuring: even more cool fun wikis; neighpotism; a cameo by Maynard James Keenan; leaving it to the straights; plus, which type of pony is Pete Buttigieg (mayor)? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Antigone

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Episode 6 – DEAD BART: Behold, A Glowing Green Horse

Nonna Roy and Cameron may have endured significant misbehavior on the part of Craig Discordbot, but that's only because he must have been inspired by the (alive) boy of rude himself in this episode about DEAD BART (he's rude) and SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: the true meaning of Tuesday; Simpsons sakuga; the risks inherent in a Bart-based economy; a thing of Mr. Sparkle; plus, is the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun a Ted Nugent with a gun? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cameron

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Episode 5 – DISNEY CREEPYPASTA: Does A Baloo Shit In The Woods?

With such a huge topic (monopoly) on the menu, more hands were needed in the kitchen this time. Nonna Roy, Scout, and Gnoll bravely read ABANDONED BY DISNEY, a Disney-themed R/NOSLEEP TALE, and, as an impromptu dessert, SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI! Featuring: MicKeyUltra; Clout™ storage; Eisner's little idea; more fun wiki discoveries and terrible Virginia facts; plus, we gotta ask: would Walt be in favor of this? Noisespace | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Gnoll | Scout

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