Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.

We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies Kinkiness

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna: 3 out of 5 – no, 3.25 out of 5. Wait, no 2.5 out of 5. Yeah, that.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Obsidian by Baths
• Resident Evil 7

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager