Hey, teens! Jordan is still in Japan but we’ve thought of a way to fill the gap he created by funny deleting his “Just Say Me” audio: we’ve fed the script of that Secret Life episode into Botnik Voicebox, an app that takes a text file and creates a predictive text keyboard, and with it we can create a script for a dramatic reading of what you all missed! Sam is joined by friends of the show Stephanie, Matt, and Argyle, and we’re all going to learn about motorcycles. I mean, masturbation.

Sam (Ben, Grace, George, Jesse) https://twitter.com/posistress
Stephanie (Amy, Madison, Kathleen, Henry) https://windfallisland.tumblr.com/
Matt (Adrian, Alice, Jack, Dr. Bink, Jimmy) https://twitter.com/mattgcn
Argyle (Ashley, Ricky, Lauren, Joe, Anne, Donna) https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk

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