Hey, look, I know there are a few weird things going on right now but its chill. The Maximals just got a new bird friend who is super cool, and Cheetor had another weird vision quest. It’s fine. Yeah, sure there’s a floating island with a giant obelisk that hates guns on it, and Tigatron is displaying some worrying ecofascist tendencies but its cool. That beam it sent up to space? The alien runes covering every inch of it? Whaddya talkin’ about? It’s fiiiiiine. How about we talk about Blackarachnia’s sexy goth makeover instead, ok? Forget all about THE MIGHTY OBELISK, it’s fiiiiine.
