This month’s movie is Resident Evil: Extinction!
In the time since the last movie, the entire world has become a desert wasteland to a bizarre and unparalleled degree! Milla Jovavich is going to have to be as cool and badass as possible in order to defeat Umbrella(?) and Paul W.S. Anderson is going to have to extract as much visual inspiration from his favorite movies without incorporating any of their meaning! What we’re really asking though is: how has everyone managed to avoid dying of thirst?
Next Month: Super Mario Brothers (2023)
