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79 – Sexual Cold Steel

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, "The Dream" and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animates some piñatas, A-Qing becomes Scott Stapp, Song Lan receives the greatest and most tragic screentime-to-impact ratio seen thus far, and we all learn how to defeat an invisible opponent. See you in Delaware! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella, perf.…

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77 – No, I’m Talking About Businessman Ass

Get your juriken ready and prepare a joffering to jelders, because we are HYPE and our PUSSIES ARE POGGING for the first episode of donghua season 3, "Yi City!" Nie Huaisang has his jocks do some efficient hupping, Jin Ling does a tungi, Lan Wangji gets a little goopy with it, and Nie Mingjue shows up to act hilarious. Meanwhile, your hosts are getting mad about a certain horrible little man whose name they can pronounce a little better now, keeping track of the Wangy Smile Count, and giving a rundown of Mars Volta lore! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen –…

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76 – State of the Penis Address

Oh, BOY, have we got news this week! Before we get to chapters 85 and 86, we discuss the onslaught of season 3 trailers and the announcement of the official English novel translations! Then we do the reading, where everybody holds the Jiggy Is Over Party, Jin Guangshan (whom you should never be) reenacts The Dark Crystal, Wei Wuxian gets respected???, and Roy cycles through every member of Team Rocket. We also determine each sect's fast food choices, discover the anti-pog, and try to comprehend the latest M. Night Shyamalan vehicle! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You,…

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75 – A Boy Mystery

"Loyalty" arc? More like "BOYalty" arc! Professional Boy Enjoyer Kay of Special Grade Snax joins us this time to read chapters 83 and 84! Our nice wet friend Mr. Wen gets a zombie birthday, Jiang Cheng goes to Pride, Lan Wangji gives Wei Wuxian (platonic) uppies, and all of the juniors be on they damn phones. Also, we take a look at the newest season 3 donghua trailer, where the coffee is excellent, the bussy game is ridiculous, and the little guys go around on their tricycles. Jiggy says Gaa Goo in it so it's the best one so far.…

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74 – Family Guy Bloody Moments

This week, returning guest cultivator and resident Fossologist Jordan joins us to read chapters 81 and 82, parts 3 and 4 of the "Loyalty" arc, and contemplate the meaning of Gaa Goo! Su She reincarnates into George Lucas, Nie Huaisang invents MLMs, Ouyang Zizhen gets a good voice, and Wen Ning tries out a less specified role. By the way, please accept our apologies on behalf of Jiang Cheng. He committed two unforgivable sins but he became Catholic afterward. Best mecision he's ever made! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro:…

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73 – Dage Pog

Persons of Justice unite! Today we're reading chapters 79 and 80, parts 1 and 2 of the "Loyalty" arc, two very good chapters where a guy who sucks gets publicly owned! Su She gets copyright claimed, Wei Wuxian has a goo, Lan Wangji gets diagnosed with Handsome Boy Disease, and your hosts are on #AmogusWatch2k21. A good episode, in our opinions, aside from the worst Google Translate Essence Collection segment ever! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Imagine Dragons - Believer, perf. by Rec0rderMast3r Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne…

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72 – Trou Drop Checkpoint

Folks, we are back, and we are approaching you with three awful chapters and 6.90 Textile King of the show Sarah! We're looking at the "Nightfall" arc (chapters 76, 77, and 78), which sure is the part of the novel ever. Everyone is doing Arthur fist, we bid a fond farewell to a beloved wifeguy, Crocodile Dundee pays a visit, and Wei Wuxian once again becomes the damn Joker. Plus, we discover what it takes to really make a failson, and we ask perhaps the most important question of them all: what if it was the Loud Recesses? Intro: Carly…

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PodRecesses Extended Universe 2: The Beginner’s Guide + Recap

While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is! That's what you do over two years into a podcast about a topic, after all. In "My Dinner with Roy," find out what exactly this media property is, what a cultivator is, how names work, and, since this is a recap episode, everything that's happened in the novel through chapter 75! And please stick around even…

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71 – Call Me Precum Cause I Be Dripping

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning gets his brain back and immediately becomes a butler, Wei Wuxian is the demons, everyone at the Burial Mound plays American football with a baby, and Jiang Yanli is, as some might say, Very Clean. Come have a listen! And please let us know if you have any idea what potato onomatopoeia might be. (The Official PodRecesses MDZS/Homestuck Venn Diagram can…

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