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54 – Dude-Borne Illness

We’re really in it now, Ariana, and “it” is chapter 51, “Courage—part 1.” We’ve finally managed to make it back to content that was in the donghua (remember the donghua?)! It’s flashback time, and specifically it’s the flashback time when Madam Yu and her skateboarding meidos Epicly Own her son, all the kids go to fascism camp, Lan Wangji has an out-of-Bobby experience, and MXTX once again decides to tell us fuck all about one of the most interesting side characters she’s created. Best of all, Jiang Yanli is finally here to up our TTPP (Total Treats Per Page) ratio!…

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53 – Magna Cum Loud

This week we needed to bring chief cultivator Scout on to help us get through chapter 50, the final section of the “Guile” arc, because it sure is a chapter where many things happen! In this installment, Wei Wuxian gets back to his meat sack, everybody tries to come party in Little Uncle’s Sleepy Palace, and we bid a couple of solemn RIPs to Nie Mingjue. We’re talking magic encephalitis. We’re talking disappointing female character arcs. We’re talking Jiang Cheng’s worst habits. We’re talking baseball surgery. Just mind the bongs. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr.…

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52 – I Plead SOMDDA

The jgiiy is up! This is a very important episode, not only because hunk of the show and Mr. Podcasts János is here with us, but also because MXTX let Nie Huaisang say Fuck. It's chapter 49, "Guile--part IV." Nie Mingjue has a heated gaming moment, Jin Guangyao is friends with a felon, and Wei Wuxian declares his past self cringe. Hop on the trolley (problem) and join us! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: The damn Onceler - How Bad Can I Be, perf. by Rolobi Also used: Frederic…

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51 – detergence..

Anger is the color of our energy this episode, as we read chapter 48, "Guile--part III!" Nie Mingjue('s head) does a very unique form of venting and causes Wei Wuxian to witness his adventures as he Logs Into His Damn Account and experiences some intermediate to advanced drama. Jiggy does Influencer Voice a lot, Lan Xichen says the most heterosexual thing imaginable, and we try to do our dick diligence despite having to discuss some very unfortunate literary ownership. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Tool - Lateralus, arr. perf.…

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MISTER FIFTY EPISODES Q&A SPECIAL!

We made it to 50 entire episodes so we decided to celebrate by letting you (the listeners) ask us (the hosts) whatever you want (questions)! Apologies for the amount of time we spend scrounging Google Image Search and inside the concept of Swedish furniture retailer Ikea. Hopefully, between transmuting rice into hockey pucks and listening to twink ASMR, we provide answers! Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Outro: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do, arr. & perf. by Cynthia Wong Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter…

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50 – An Advantageous Face

(CW because I forgot to record a warning: discussions of child death, gaslighting, and other forms of psychological abuse) Happy Manlet Monday, everybody! We've made it to 50 entire episodes, and to celebrate, sworn NoiseSpace brother of the show Jordan has joined us to tackle the longest chapter of the entire novel, chapter 47, "Guile--part II!" Today we take the Jin Sect Memorial Clout Highway to a big fancy party where we finally get to meet Jin "Jiggy" Guangyao and his wife, an extremely normal couple who definitely have nothing bad happening in their relationship, and then Wei Wuxian does…

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49 – Geniues. Genioious. Gineoius

Hey, remember the cut-up zombie parts that are the reason this novel's plot is happening? In chapter 46, "Guile--Part I," we finally learn who they belong to (his name is Charles)! This week, your hosts exit the liminal space known as "the toilet" and get down to Will Grahaming it through Lan Xichen's tragic ordeal of identifying a body by its dick. That's the whole chapter, really. Just kind of a lot of nude dead man dick. Sorry Don’t forget to send us some question for our upcoming Q&A bonus episode! Email them to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com or send them to us…

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48 – MuncieArbuckle Sect

Last week we saw a lot of funny comedy drunkenness, so it's only right that this week our very own Chief Cultivator/Entergage Officer Colin At Padgettish joins us to talk about The Morning After. In chapter 45, the third and final installment of the "Allure" arc, the gang splits up, teaches us some folklore, ignores respect, cultivates the Dao of Fortnite, and says R.I.P. to Bluto-jun. Also we spend a surprising amount of time at Busch Gardens, where Lan Wangji cosplays both Fabio and the Unabomber. Don't forget to send us some question for our upcoming Q&A bonus episode! Email…

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47 – Project IMGAYULTRA

There are chapters of the web novel Mo Dao Zu Shi, and then there are Looney Tunes shorts, and chapters 43 and 44 are kind of both. They're also the horniest chapters we've read so far. In the first two parts of the "Allure" arc, Wen Ning details causing an SCP containment breach, we learn the joke of Lan Jingyi (chicken), Lan Wangji places Wei Wuxian under Fucker's Arrest, and between all of these things, we discover the Key of the Genious. This episode is brought to you by the letters E and G! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I…

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46 – Yuri the Clerk (Twinkster)

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depression, and teaches Lan Wangji about distribution of labor. Song Lan learns how to use a microwave. Jin Guangyao unfortunately does some comrade shit. But most importantly, we follow The Genious's Way and deny Xue Yang his woobie clout. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: "Wicked" Soundtrack (comp. Stephen Schwartz) - What…

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