Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses


85 – Grimly Moshing

We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we've finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen' It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode 9, "Manifest!" Wei Wuxian gets roasted by a toddler, Nie Huaisang commits to the hype, Su She starts a very bad internet commentary show, and all of us learn a very important lesson: kids rule, adults drool! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia…

Comments Off on 85 – Grimly Moshing

84 – BAD THING

Unfortunately, intended guest and Chief Cultivator of the show Caroline wasn't able to make it to this recording session, but their spirit lives on in episode 31, "Fated," which is mostly about Lan Xichen having an extremely bad time. Maybe he can try monologuing at a bnuuy or wearing a Baby Wangy Backpack or taking some Gento-Bismol! At least Jiggy's wearing his hot dog costume so we know he'll find the guy who did this! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: 311 - Amber, arr. by Roy Also used: Frederic…

Comments Off on 84 – BAD THING

83 – He’s Literally Adjective

Marriage Story is a 2019 drama film written and directed by Noah Baumbach which follows a married couple going through a coast-to-coast divorce. Mo Dao Zu Shi season 3 episode 7, "Deviated Spirit," is a 2021 piece of web animation which follows 3 dudes as 2 of them go through a magic divorce. In this one, Nie Mingjue cannot say no, Jin Guangyao has a funny prop, everything goes according to keikaku, and your hosts offer some of the spiciest takes the listenerbase has ever goaded them into offering! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf.…

Comments Off on 83 – He’s Literally Adjective

82 – Nevernude City

Today we're looking at season 3, episode 6, "The Venerated Triad," and you may ask what we can possibly say about it other than "grapefruit" and "gaa goo," but rest assured, we've got almost as many hours of podcast this week as there are sworn brothers in this one. H-truther Jordan is back again to talk about a very good episode where Wei Wuxian gets Jigscared, Nie Mingjue (large (handsome (good voice (king)))) has hell of a decade to complain about, and Lan Xichen's IQ (internet quotient) is doubted. Pour the Prosicko and decide which zun you're not inviting to…

Comments Off on 82 – Nevernude City

81 – My Gummi Diaphragm

monky Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells, arr. & perf. by DonRock the Imposter Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Comments Off on 81 – My Gummi Diaphragm

80 – We’re All Worried About Neil Breen

The scent of twerk wind in the air can mean only one thing: we're talking about season 3 episode 4, "Getting Drunk!" It's a funny comedy episode all about our friend Wangy breaking edge and unleashing his funny little (huge, wide) guy vibes. What more could you want? A sus turtle? Wet puppets? AUs? You want fucking AUs? Government-mandated Wrightworth milk fic? Cause we got all those too! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Heathers: The Musical (comp. Laurence O'Keefe & Kevin Murphy) - Candy Store, arr. & perf. by…

Comments Off on 80 – We’re All Worried About Neil Breen

79 – Sexual Cold Steel

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, "The Dream" and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animates some piñatas, A-Qing becomes Scott Stapp, Song Lan receives the greatest and most tragic screentime-to-impact ratio seen thus far, and we all learn how to defeat an invisible opponent. See you in Delaware! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella, perf.…

Comments Off on 79 – Sexual Cold Steel

78 – My Beautiful Dark Twisted GAD

GRAPEFRUIT Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Megadeth - Tornado of Souls, arr. & perf. by Yiğit Şahan Yüksel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Comments Off on 78 – My Beautiful Dark Twisted GAD

77 – No, I’m Talking About Businessman Ass

Get your juriken ready and prepare a joffering to jelders, because we are HYPE and our PUSSIES ARE POGGING for the first episode of donghua season 3, "Yi City!" Nie Huaisang has his jocks do some efficient hupping, Jin Ling does a tungi, Lan Wangji gets a little goopy with it, and Nie Mingjue shows up to act hilarious. Meanwhile, your hosts are getting mad about a certain horrible little man whose name they can pronounce a little better now, keeping track of the Wangy Smile Count, and giving a rundown of Mars Volta lore! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen –…

Comments Off on 77 – No, I’m Talking About Businessman Ass

76 – State of the Penis Address

Oh, BOY, have we got news this week! Before we get to chapters 85 and 86, we discuss the onslaught of season 3 trailers and the announcement of the official English novel translations! Then we do the reading, where everybody holds the Jiggy Is Over Party, Jin Guangshan (whom you should never be) reenacts The Dark Crystal, Wei Wuxian gets respected???, and Roy cycles through every member of Team Rocket. We also determine each sect's fast food choices, discover the anti-pog, and try to comprehend the latest M. Night Shyamalan vehicle! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You,…

Comments Off on 76 – State of the Penis Address