34 – The Public Universal Asshole

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Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.

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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive, arr. & perf. by Ricardo Caliente
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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33 – Eyy, I’m Barkin’ Here!

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VISIT www.licque.co.nz.aus.jp.biz.edu.exe/creditcardnumber/socialsecuritynumber/millionthvisitor.com FOR CUBE EARTH TRUTH

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Ludacris ft. Pharrell Williams – Southern Hospitality (instrumental version)
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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32 – Boots (Do Not) Need Knockin’

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Happy Hall of Days! This week, we’re supposedly reading chapters 19 and 20–parts 1 & 2 of the “Contentment” arc–but mostly we’re talking about Canadian prog trio Rush, our terrible 7th-to-9th grade selves, Venn diagrams, Facetune vs. Faceapp, and the word “butt.” We also take a special pre-recap trip to Yiling Flavortown Baopals to finish up our Christmas shopping! “MERRY”

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Rush – Subdivisions, arr. by Roy
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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31 – Mr. Cool Yao

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We may have only “Refinement, Part 8” on our to-do list today, but in this chapter episode chaptisode, a ton of stuff happens! The boarding school teens pass around a piece of communal Bulma hentai, we learn about Famous Wife Guys of History, Wei Wuxian bestows the gift of bunnies, and we premiere the pilot episode of Sect Leader Babies. Plus, enjoy some storytimes and Bestgirl debates! All this while one of our hosts has no rights. Wow. Inspirational

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Metallica – One, arr. & perf. by Michelle Kwan
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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30 – Everything’s Comin’ Up Wangji!

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Grab your Spicy Big Bite and pour yourself a nice snifter of bathroom cognac, because we have got “an episode” for you! Pod of Greed‘s Max joins us to talk about chapters 15, 16, and 17, which are full of all kinds of snacks and treats! We’ve got your Wei Wuxian at maximum annoying, we’ve got your ghoul noodling, we’ve got your Lolussy, and to top it all off we’re bringing you a brand new piece of linguistic art to replace your dingy old cellardoor. And don’t forget to #LetJiangChengDoItToEm.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: 4Kids Yu-Gi-Oh! Unreleased Soundtrack – Egyptian Flute Theme
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Episode 29: Thumbelina (1994 Don Bluth Film)

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any cultivator born after xuan zheng year 2 can’t read… all they know is emperor’s smile , break they curfew, twerk, be gay , eat hot chili & lie

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Barry Manilow – Let Me Be Your Wings (Instrumental Reprise)
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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28 – Terminally Committing to the Bit

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Chapters 11 and 12, “Refinement” parts 1 & 2, are pretty short, but that doesn’t mean MXTX isn’t cramming as much tomfoolery into them as possible. This week, Wei Wuxian gets gang-owned, somebody says The Thing, and we discover the consequences of Resting Depression Face. Also, we pay tribute to our favorite confirmed himbo, since our “dear author” sure isn’t gonna!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: The Untamed OST – Liebing
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
-Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea, perf. by David Fei

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27 – The Steven Expanded Universe

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On this special Late Night edition of PodRecesses, we’re reading chapters 9 & 10, “Arrogance” parts IV and V. Turns out that from the Lan sect’s billionaire brain poisoning to Wei Wuxian’s messy bitch prions to Roy’s elf brain, everyone’s brains are on fire! Except for Wen Ning, who doesn’t have one at all. And while we unfortunately have to say goodbye to a long-standing segment, we do spend entirely too long talking about a certain AU, so, sorry bout that. Anyway, see you at the asbestos factory!

(also sorry once again for the audio quality! it gets bad for a bit in the beginning and then its tolerable. “we did what we could”)

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Steven Universe – Giant Woman, arr. & perf. by Jenn Campbell
Also used:
-Pitbull – International Love, arr. & perf. by Ben Clement
-Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea, perf. by David Fei

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26 – Twin Vriskas

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Hey, uh, reading is hard, folks! Some stuff happens in chapters 6-8, the “Arrogance” arc. An ass has an ass, Lan Wangji and his sports-model guqin show up, a little boy is extremely rude, and Jiang Cheng uses Star Finger. More importantly, though, we celebrate some Very Special birthdays with a Very Special version of one of our favorite segments, so don’t go lighting yourself on fire just yet!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Fleetwood Mac – Landslide, arr. & perf. by Jonny Lipford
Also used: Pink Floyd – Money, arr. & perf. by Ori, Yvonne, & Utae of Bravo! Music School

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PodRecesses Extended Universe #2: Hearts of Wulin LIVE from Nekocon!

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Anybody here game? We sure do, and so do special guests Colin, Sarah, and producer Elliott, who have joined us live in our Virginia Beach studio after the famously 4-star (out of 10) anime convention Nekocon! GM Colin takes us through the “cool n fun” wuxia TTRPG Hearts of Wulin, while Roy, Fallon, and Sarah hop out of their Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, and Wei Wuxian cosplay respectively and right into the spirits of the boys themselves. Wifi makes an enemy of the entire cultivation world (as he tends to), Jiggy passes on the hot chip but lies nonetheless, and NMJ comes face-to-face with Qinghe’s greatest enemy.

SPOILER ALERT: We did get a little bit caught up in the shit of it and forgot about a certain detail being kind of a big spoiler, and it accidentally became kind of a plot point in this oneshot. Forgive us. We be’d drankin

Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim
Outro: 🐝

Double big extra thanks to Colin for recording & editing this episode!

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