Category: Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Not a threat, just a fact!

105 – Shrek’s Dick Candle [POTENTIAL DISINFORMATION]

Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what’s happening in Rochester NY right now, but let’s be honest, we had you at “windmilling a pissballoon.”

Edited by Val, who also thinks Joe Kennedy III sucks.

Intro Music is Evil Men by the Taxpayers
Outro Music is a bit cursed but based of a Weezer song, censored by Val

Dig Doug Your Own Grave Fordnite

In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don’t worry! It’s still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!!

(Note: alex says in the episode that she’s going to throw it up on the patreon feed, but decided to put it in the main feed as a bonus episode to get it out to everyone! She apologizes to all the comrades and conrads for their names not being in the episode, but points out that there’s nothing in the rules that say a dog can’t play bonus episode.)

For your visual reference: The Haldimand Tract

For your homework: Alanis Obomsawin – Trick or Treaty?

To donate to the legal defense fund: Paypal or etransfer to [email protected]

Hosted by Sara and alex

And a special thanks to John for coming on the podcast!

Music Used

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Wounded Knee – Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee

104 – A Period of Extreme Problem

Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we’re definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It’s very stupid. Anyway, the Joe Biden song? I’m just going to retweet it instead of putting it in the episode. Also it’s not a threat.

Featuring Sara, Caroline and Matt. Edited by Matt.

Music used:

Also check out Caroline’s list of Twitters to follow on Portland.

103 – Bernie Bros. 2: Markey Marks (Funky Bunch)

Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website.

Featuring Roy and Sara

Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Yasuaki Iwata – Visitor Arrival

102 – UCP On Margaret Thatcher’s Grave

What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast.

Due to some technical issues, Val’s audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies for that!

Hosts: matt gamecube, val flightcub, alex leafcrunch (who also edited)

Music used:

  • The Taxpayers – Evil Men
  • Gary Jules – Mad World
  • Koji Kondo – Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Theme

101 – Instead of Beef Patties There Was Two Ninja Stars

We’re back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they’re good), the cops (they’re bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they’re tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz’s very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue!

Find links to support the Black Lives Matter at https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/

Hosts: Matt and Sara, who also edited

Music used
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Naruto Main Theme – Toshio Masuda

99 – Hashtag Silvercorp, Again

Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ladies – Fiona Apple

Edited by Val

98 – Our First Milky President

Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean’s nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson!

Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at operationglad.io!

Featuring: Sara, Matt, ScotMatt, alex
Also edited by Sara

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Lyrics to HBO’s Succession Theme

97 – The Bad Yogi Bear Impression That I Get

Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President.

Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as stated in the episode)

Music used:
The Impression That I Get – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Evil Men – The Taxpayers

Edited by Val