075 – My Friend, Racist

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It’s a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein’s death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! Topics like the British government’s anti-knife crime advertisements! You’ll never guess where they put them unracistly. Tune in to find out, and don’t forget to leave an acorn on your windowsill for your neighbour Racist [editor’s note: i forgot the plot of my neighbour totoro so that last one’s just a guess]

Featuring: Alex and Caroline
Edited by alex

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Give Us A Mystery – Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

074 – Replace Every Cop With A Bus Stop

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Folks! It’s Democratic Debates…. 2!

Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next.

All relevant links have been put on our Twitter this week, except for the article about Centralia, PA, which can be found here.

Featuring: Val, alex leafcrunch, Matt (who edited)

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

KNOWER – The Government Knows

073 – Robert Mueller’s Rat Meat Exoskeleton

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Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution!

Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt.

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072 – Down With The Clown

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HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn’t punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker’s brother, Cary Booker, which took over conversation so completely that not even being mad about Game of Thrones Emmy’s could dislodge it.

At around 38 minutes, Caroline’s mic exploded mid-sentence so we just picked up with a different topic upon her return to the living.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Insane Clown Posse – Juggalo Island

071 – Posting is Forbidden in the House of Representatives

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Sorry this one’s so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we’re a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we’re here to podcast! But more importantly, we’re here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that’s been on top of everyone’s minds: what is up with everyone’s 2020 campaign logo? We also get to the hard-hitting questions like “What games are Nancy Pelosi playing?” On top of that, Sara gives an impassioned plea, and Roy gives us an update on the Virginia governor. Lastly, wife of the show and burden of America Fallon joins us to talk a bit about Vic Mignogna’s deposition, as well inviting YOU to join the Resembool Rangers!

Click here if you want to play along with our Dem campaign logo game!

Featuring Sara (who also edited!) and Roy!

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Orange Justice – Fortnite

070 – Shoes Are Trains For Your Feet

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America was too busy popping off fireworks if you know what I mean (popping off fireworks) so it’s kind of a Canadian one! We talk a lot about environmental justice and how it affects every aspect of our lives. Don’t worry, we also talk about the communist Betsy Ross shoes and the political alignment of sandals.

Featuring Matt and alex (whomst’d’ve’n’t also edited)

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Plant A Tree Children Song For Baby | Earth Day | Arbor Day | Nursery Rhyme Song – Patty Shukla

068 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet

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Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number.
Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)

Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks
edited by alex

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Aquabats – Pool Party

067 – Wife Medals

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From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo!

Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack.

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The Taxpayers – Evil Men

hjkl – ninefour

066 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

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On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!

Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Luciano Michelini – Frolic