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EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)

This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and…

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October 29, 2018

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EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.RECOMMENDATIONS:UntilDawnVenomV/H/S FranchiseThanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at [email protected], and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!Thanks…

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October 22, 2018

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EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.RECOMMENDATIONS:Venom (2018)Zombieland SagaJazzpunkThank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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October 15, 2018

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EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds,…

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October 8, 2018

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EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D

SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more…

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October 1, 2018

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EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!RECOMMENDATIONS:The original Ace Attorney trilogyThe Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of UsVote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream…

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September 24, 2018

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EPISODE 114: Deep Dark

Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!RECOMMENDATIONS:Pokemon MoonHospice by The AntlersTHANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

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September 17, 2018

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EPISODE 113: The Conjuring

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?RECOMMENDATIONS:Marvel’s Spider-ManBark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop AlongThanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at http://gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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September 10, 2018

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EPISODE 112: Evil Dead 2

This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound Revolutionary Girl Utena Venture Bros.

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September 4, 2018

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EPISODE 111: Final Destination 2

Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time.In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, iMac Pricing, and Death’s Idiot Bitch Ass.RECOMMENDATIONSChvrchesBeing Nice About LacroixThanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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August 27, 2018