EPISODE 71: The Covenant
Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like…
Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like…
This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We…
Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart…
A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to…
Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the…
You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and…
This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a…
Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s…
This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness!…
Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat…