Juergen’ It

We did it! We survived an entire season of this show! Finally, here we are, talking about S01E23, “And Unto Us, a Child Is Born”. It’s here! We have a baby! But who cares about that, when there’s drama to be had about… Jack and Alice? And Ricky and Adrian? Wait, sorry, that can’t be right. These must be my notes from eleven episodes ago. Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Sam scream Naruto/SLOAT crossover fan fiction, you’ve come to the right place. This week, the music budget is back, sort of! Welcome to Bensa!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –…

Oh, uh, hey. Sorry, I don’t really know what to say here. This week, we’re watching S01E22, “One Night at Band Camp”, and I guess the writers forgot to have a plot. Normally this is where I’d describe a few plot points but there kind of weren’t any this time around. This week, uh, I don’t know. See you next week!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Exciting news, everyone! It’s Titlewatch 2018 and we have finally determined the winner of the prestigious title of Worst Title! No, it’s not this episode of Juergen’ It — it’s S01E21, “Whoomp! (There It Is)”! How can you call the episode that and not even play the song? Don’t worry, we here at Juergen’ It Inc. made sure to include it, sort of. Anyway, Adrian promised Amy a baby shower and she’s about to deliver! (Get it?) This week, Amy and Ben activate Kiss Mode. Don’t interrupt.Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and Amy. I’m sure George will be totally chill about this. We also get to meet a new main character! Her name is Grace Bowman and she hates Christianity and loves sin. We also get to see more of our new friend Thomas who brings out a new side of Ashley. This week, we finally get to the real truth about the cosmetics industry.…

We’re back! It’s 2018 and we’re still doing this with our lives! This week, we’re talking about S01E18, “Making Up Is Hard to Do”, and it’s another bad one, folks! The dialog is somehow more robotic than ever before, and I guess over the break all of the characters forgot what they were doing and why they’re doing it. But one thing is consistent, at least: doctors on this show don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. This week, Sam learns about birth control. Goodbye, George!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

We’re back, and this time we managed to record the entire episode in one sitting! Wow! This calls for a celebration, which is why this week, we’re talking about S01E16, “Chocolate Cake”! An episode named for the fact that, uh, there is a chocolate cake in it! Sure! Now I know what you’re thinking, Brendaheads: it’s a real shame that last week’s episode was so uncharacteristically good. Well, don’t worry, this one is characteristically bad. This week, we somehow failed to make a joke about the hit Showtime series Gay Donovan. Get it? Funny!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon –…

Hey! So, this episode is kind of a mess. We lost a big chunk of it and had to come back the next day to finish the rest which meant having about 20 minutes of conversation that we’d already had. That’s our excuse for that part. The rest of it is just the ordinary low quality you expect from us here at Juergen’ It. Anyway! We’re here twice to talk twice about S01E15, “That’s Enough of That”, and it’s… good? It’s good. What? It’s good? Excuse me? Why is it good? Don’t worry, it’s still pretty bad. But at the…