Kyle X Why?

We've got a wild episode for you this week! It's S02E06, which is genuinely titled "Does Kyle Dream of Electric Fish?" Kyle unlocks a new power and immediately levels it up into a new, less plausible power. It's like late season 1 all over again! I love this boy! Meanwhile, Josh goes on his first date... or does he? No, because he already went on a date in season 1, but also, or does he? Really makes you think... or does it? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Foss may not appear in S02E05, "Come to Your Senses", but his presence is certainly felt! He's got Kyle doing sensory deprivation to unlock his Assassin's Creed Eagle Vision. To what end? Well, he almost gets hit by a car. Also, Josh commits the ultimate crime: being a gamer. Anyway, who cares about any of that? Our favorite human teen Vampiro is back, and he's running a pawn shop! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

What's up, fellow teens? This week's episode, S02E03, "The List Is Life," was ghost-written by Brenda Hampton. Just kidding, it was vampire-written by Julie Plec! Haha! This is our teendramaiest episode yet, and your mileage may vary. There's a list, there's a bonfire, there's the video game of the movie "G-Force", what more could you want? Well, a lot, but whatever! Don't complain too much, unless you want to win the Biggest Diaper Baby Award! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It took almost a full episode, but at short last we're back at Trager U in S02E02, "The Homecoming"! How will Kyle explain his return to the Tragers? Pretty easily, it turns out! These people will believe anything, no matter how cartoonish. Meanwhile, we've got a new character on our hands, and her name is Slimy XX! What will she do? How fast can she swim? Can she dunk? Will we see the Slizzle Dizzle? Listen and find out! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well! Season 2 is upon is, and, uh! Well. Well, well, well. We thought we knew what Kyle XY had in store for us at this point but we were really not ready for S02E01, "The Prophet". Adam Baylin is here and he's got some answers for us. Are they the answers we expected? Some of them are! As for the rest... well!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Oh boy! It's the season finale, S01E10, "Endgame", and the title might not be super accurate because there are thirty or so episodes left after this but wow! Great episode! Kyle gets to know his maybe parents, but Declan isn't buying it. Could it be true? Of course not! Or could it?! AHHH!!!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Looks like the timeskips just keep coming, because Kyle is going to college already! Kind of! We're talking about S01E08, "Memory Serves", and the plot is really getting going! Kyle may have forgotten about how Foss Truckman definitely killed Kern, but who cares? We're heading to UW, where a lot happens! Let's just say... we think he's a clone now!!!! Also Declan and Lori have drama who cares god I'm falling asleep just thinking about it Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Still waiting for resolution on Kyle's school situation from two weeks ago? Well, give up! This week we're watching S01E07 "Kyle Got Game", and it's a basketball episode! The finals are coming up, so I guess we're a ways into the school year, and Kyle is ready to play! Put him in, coach! Or don't, because he doesn't actually know the rules of the game. The championship? Are you sure? Okay! Meanwhile, the Hillary subplot is putting us to sleep. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube