Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA


Episode 20 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff the Killer Rewrite 2015

Nonna Roy and returning Jeffspert Sam are kicking off the first ever JEFF JULY with K. Banning Kellum's """""award"""""-winning 2015 REWRITE! Featuring: Parental bedrooms; a ten-year-old boxer; tough (noun); the shady(?) origins of this contest; plus, syrup. Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sam

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Episode 19 – TED’S CAVING PAGE: Dudes, Rock

In this rare excursion outside of the kitchen, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic rappel down into the depths of creepypasta-before-creepypasta legend TED'S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Findommed by a cave; 20 Cool DIY Soap Ideas; dog wisdom; B is for Bitch (or Boyfriend); plus, which famous Ted is statistically the least bad? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga

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Episode 18 – KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA: We Fear A Short King

In this edition, Nonna Roy and professional Disney understander Stephen explore the multiverse of KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA! Another in the ongoing series known as "Properties Nonna Roy Must Have Explained To Her Like A Child!" Featuring: Official creepypasta colors; The Gaming Hour; apologizing to Mutahar; punished Yzma; plus, can Nonna Roy determine what is and isn't Kingdom Hearts canon content? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Stephen

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Episode 17 – GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA: Joy Division Shirt Shirt, NY

Nonna Roy and Pagliacci's very own ProtoJ Jared are logging on and getting zooted on GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Wild amogus sightings; dog juice; let's go shoes, baby; she just wants SMASH SMASH SMASH; plus, which YouTuber has decided to join in on the episode? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | J

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Episode 16 – RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA: Ceci N’est Pas Une Death

It's time to go back to the nineties (remember them?)! Nonna Roy and Val Flightcub explore the unimaginable imaginations behind RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Women Be Gaming; Stupenwolf; Slenderbaby; DON'T MAKE RICE-A-RONI AT 4AM; plus, what does Vocaloid have to do with all of this? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Val

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Episode 15 – AMONG US CREEPYPASTA: The Upvote of Damocles

Nonna Roy and I'mposter Syndrome sufferer Brooks have dropped ship and are ready to read some AMONG US CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Becoming evil to give developers a living wage; a potential dissertation topic (for anyone interested); Diamond is Often Unbreakable; no disrespect to Helga Pataki; plus, how many times can two adults say "Amoung pequeño" in two hours? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Brooks

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Episode 14 – SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE: The God-Emperor of Bikini Bottom

Oldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI! Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Christina

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Episode 13 – SMURFS CREEPYPASTA: Sock and Sadness

(CONTENT WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE (both human and smurf), CHILD DEATH (both human and smurf), DISCUSSION OF HATE GROUPS (human only, probably), AND WEIRD VAGUE HORNINESS (smurf-centric)) This episode's pool of content is a bit shallow, but Nonna Roy and Rainer have nevertheless fished up some of the most horrifying literature of all time. Alongside SMURFS CREEPYPASTA, we also take a dive into some ghoulish GERMAN FOLKLORE, and wade into the hideous waters of one of the most notorious forum incidents on the whole internet, SMURF IN HAND'S BLUE MOON NURSERY THREAD. Featuring: the thing you do with two normal…

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Episode 12 – THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS: COVID Creepy Woods

(CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD DEATH) Join Nonna Roy and Spinning "David" Voices as they experience the entire gamut of Reddit emotions in this reading of parts 1-3 of "r/nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell," better known as THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS! Featuring: the ongoing Fucked-Up Guy Count; Napoleon Dynamite (2004) funny moments; McDonalds tube sherpa; a spooky Roy thing; plus, is Seth Rogen large? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | David

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Episode 11 – NIGHTMARINARA: THE LOST EPISODE

You know podcasts, right? The episodic audio programs you subscribe to over the internet? They're all over the place these days. I can't get enough of them. I have a few favorites, but my absolute favorite of all time has to be Nonna Roy's NIGHTMARINARA. At least...it used to be. Until the episode 11 technical difficulties happened. -- (thank you so much sam) Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cat, who was supposed to be on this episode until Audacity decided it simply wouldn't record any of their audio

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