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16 – Emotional Support Zombie

So, while Fallon is unavailable, Roy and sworn brother of the show Jordan examined the ongoing MDZS/Unilever™ Wall’s™ Cornetto™™™ cross-campaign as well as the trailers for season 2…and then within 28 hours of recording, season 2 dropped. So this probably confirms that promoting capitalism is what it takes to bring about Content. Thanks, Tencent! Until versions of the episodes in a language we can actually understand come out, enjoy an hour and a half of speculation, specialty Iced Creams, and secondhand embarrassment!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Scott Joplin –…

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49 – Charlotte York Cringe Compilation

Season four baybeeeeee! In our first episode of this new season, The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy, our gals are either vulnerable or horny (Sam). Carrie deals with her mortality when she turns 35, Charlotte spills her guts to a stranger, and Trey spills his load on Charlotte. Meanwhile, producer Matt fills us in on which cryptid fucks.

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S1E2 – The Bends (A Big Egg)

Nicky Flowers (@yiffpolice) has never listened to Radiohead. Meys (@echovessel) has. Picking Up Something Good is a limited event prestige podcast from Noise Space and neo-detritus where Nicky and Meys will run through all of Radiohead’s output, album by album.This week, we’re tackling Thom’s bends on 1995’s The Bends. Also: ahhhh, #FindThePabloHoneyBaby, and Ballad Talk.

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74 – Replace Every Cop With A Bus Stop

Folks! It’s Democratic Debates…. 2!Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next.All relevant links have been put on our Twitter this week, except for the article about Centralia, PA, which can be found here.Featuring: Val, alex leafcrunch, Matt (who edited)Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenKNOWER – The Government Knows

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S4E21 – What, Me Marry?

You know, sometimes writing these descriptions is a real struggle. What is there to say every week when the plot of every single episode these days is just “Amy is bad, and Ricky is a handsome genius”? It’s S04E21, “Allies”, and it certainly is an episode of Secret Life. Between the mandatory Amy hate and Omar’s, uh, heel turn??? there’s not a whole lot of good things to talk about, but at least George is hilarious as always! This week, we love Game of Scrones. You’ll get ’em next time, Keith!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord |…

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EPISODE 146: Halloween II

Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman.RECOMMENDATIONSThe Shrieking ShackPaprikaTheme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair, you can find him retching up a furball for approximately five minutes on your hallway floor and immediately trying to eat it afterwards. Hurry up with that paper towel!

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15 – The Depressed Peanut Butter Boy-Manic Takis Boy Continuum

**NOTE: Things get a little more spoilerish than usual in the questions segment of this episode. “be warned”** We did it! A whole season in the qiankun bag! We’re talking about the season 1 finale, “Beautiful Tranquility,” where we hit up the Jim Henson Zombie Workshop and stop by JiaojiaoCon before we embark on Roy ‘n’ Rey’s Transmigration Adventure. Stay tuned after the recap for some announcements! They’re not necessarily super fun, but neither is watching everybody be sad and angry at each other this whole episode, so it’s themes. To us. Fallon’s Ko-Fi/Energy Sword Depository Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen…

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73 – Robert Mueller’s Rat Meat Exoskeleton

Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution!Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Menずっと真夜中でいいのに。 – 『正義』Orville Peck – Turn to HateCollegeHumor – Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

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48 – Time to Le

CW: a storyline in this week’s episode features a lot of transphobia, which we discuss multiple times throughout the recordingThings you’re not gonna learn from this episode of CGMD because you already know them to be true: Mega Lopunny is the sluttiest pokemon and transphobia sure wasn’t any less bad in the year 2000. Things you WILL learn from this episode of CGMD: the technical definition of a pond, Alex’s feelings on chicken welfare, and the possible meaning of “brown sauce.” Anyway, season 3 episode 18, Cock a Doodle Doo!, was absolute dog shit, so thankfully we’re joined by amazing…

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