Wow!! Cool Robot!!!

Whoa! Nab a slab of the show that you know has the flow! We'll blab and gab but you know we're pro! We got audio down-low to make you dab and glow! (Sorry about this episode's quality! This week's audio was damaged in the battle of Jaburo) Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 28-30 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

Back in my day, a mobile suit to pilot in battle was merely a twinkle in our collective eye! We had to attach metal panels to ourselves and hope that would do the trick! The beam sabers were merely lead pipes we spray-painted red! The Gundam Hammer was just a big rock! The G-parts were just other soldiers carrying us piggyback! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 25-27 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

Things aren't looking good for the teens this week! Bright contracts Sweat Disease, Amuro contracts Cooties, Kai's condition (Shithead Syndrome) worsens, and to top it all off, they are forced to fight three hovering, sad, jock sheep! Only in MSG, baby! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 22-24 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

From there to here, from here to there, tragic things are everywhere. One base, two base, White Base, blue base. Some are sad, and some are mad, and some, I wanted to call my dad. Now everyone is sad... Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 19-21 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

Why am I deserting? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these criminal actions of yours... Well, I find them to be abhorrent. What's that? A free sample of your base's new military hardware? Not necessary. I've already calculated its combat potential in my head. Mmm... Perhaps a little more solium chloride next time... Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 16-18 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

Walk walk fashion baby! This week, we ask some of the most important questions known to mankind: What if Gundam wore a shirt? What if... Gundam wore pants? Also, bonus extra credit question: Who was driving that dang car? Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 13-15 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle Twitter Noise Space

Garma in the house! Wait, what's that? ...Oh. I see. Sorry listeners, but I regret to inform you that Garma Zabi is, in fact, no longer in the house. Pour one out! I'm sure Char's crying over it behind those Rec Specs of his. Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 10-12 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

I warned you about the Gs, bro! This week, Amuro is straight up not having a good time right now. I can't possibly imagine the circumstances that have caused him such discomfort! Nevertheless, forget all that, we have to drop off all these old people at the local Sizzler. Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 7-9 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

For whatever reason, everyone on this dang spaceship has a hankering for some good ol' fashioned Earth food! Amuro, can you please escort us to the nearest Panda Express? The old dude sitting next to me says he's gonna start bashing open the airlock if he can't get his Beijing Beef! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 4-6 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

The year is 0079. Half of humanity is dead. Teenagers are forced to fight in wars. But the robots are pretty cool! Get in the mobile suit, listeners, as we embark on our maiden voyage! The vast nothingness of space awaits! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 1-3 Featuring - Max & Morg Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle