This week, Alec and Val use their gift of foresight (or maybe hindsight) to partially spoil some clues from Season 2 Episode 7, The Marchioness. Sherlock's brother is back! And we get to meet his ex-fiancee... Yes, that ex-fiancee. She went on to marry a Marquis Byell, and she got a divorce horse for her troubles. Time to take one bite of risotto and then spend the whole episode acting awkward about adults doing normal adult things! Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
Val and Alec are celebrating Valentine's week with our favorite non-romantic partners, Joan and Sherlock! This week, we watched Elementary Season 2, Episode 6. We debate over some onscreen disagreements, we list some presidents in correct chronological order, and of course we make puns. Other topics of interest include barkeology, bellends, and designer ski masks. Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
Shadelock Holmes is disappointed that a lot of people are alive this week, but Joan has an official case tracking down an anthropomorphic cereal tiger. Alec and Val watched Elementary Season 2 Episode 5, "Ancient History" this week. We dispense useful advice such as not to let your baby chew on $20 bills, and not to chew on your baby. Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
This week, Val and Alec take a big sip of blueberry milk and discuss the silly beginning and serious ending of Season 2 Episode 4 of Elementary, Poison Pen. (content warning in this episode for csa; we flag it within the audio as well so you know when it's coming up). If you are a chap in chaps, the CEO of S.I.M.P., or looking to become pen pals with the lovely Annebigail, this is the episode for you! Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
Joan and Sherlock are on the case to save New Gork City, Yorgia from a group of leaks and hackers! Val and Alec discuss Joan's further education as a detective, plus Sherlock's flair for vocabulary in this installment of Enby, Interrupted. This week we watched Season 2, Episode 3, We Are Everyone. The title refers to the group of hackers, whose name is very original and not derivative of anything in real life. Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Everybody be Backstreet Boys Join our discord!
Season's Measons, everyone! This week, we watched Elelmentary Season 2 Episode 2, Solve for X. This episode features a lot of math, some ink that is NOT semen-based, and some actors who were in other media (if you can believe that). If the semen/ink thing isn't suggestive enough for you, we sprinkle in some penis handwriting analysis as well. Word to the wise: this episode, Val debuts a hilarious salad joke they wrote that is a must-listen! Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
Welcome to the year of the cow! This episode gets nice and milky as Sherlock and Joan head off to London, the home of rich people who get their teeth pulled for fun, and the world's biggest eye. It's looking right at you and blinking quite dangerously. Don't worry about it! This week we watched Season 2 Episode 1 of CBS Elementary, Step Nine. We meet some new characters from the Sherlock Holmes canon, including one who Joan didn't know existed! Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Join our discord!
This week we watched the season 1 FINALE of Elementary, aka episode 24 Heroine. (tw for drug overdose near the end of the episode. You will know it's coming up when we start talking about Sherlock showering, tragically without Bell.) Balto goes all out for the finale, and licks the microphone because he's a dog. We learned that family can be just a guy, or a woman doing surgery on a corncob, or two girlz going on a girlz date. This podcast is just goofing around, no racism against Italians or threats of violence in Minecraft against senate majority turtles…
This week we watched s1e23 of Elementary, "The Woman". And so did Roy, our hilarious guest!!! We discuss women such as Natalie Dormer, tiny short king Marcus Bell, peeping and pooping out of your nightie's buttflap, and Val's biography The Audacity of Discord. This episode has a great guest AND a big twist! You gotta listen, folks! Photo discussed in the "symmetrical faces" portion: https://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/symmetrical_celebs_12.jpg Intro song by Noah Geist Outro song is Faith by George Michael Join our discord!
For this week's episode of Look, Mom! Nobody Old Podcasts (LMNOP for short), we watched season 1 episode 22 of Elementary, Risk Management. Val shows off their knowledge of The Nanny theme song, and complete lack of ability to speak or remember Latin. Every version of Watson is in danger this week, so make sure you've been immunized against Saudi A-Rabies, stay hydrated, and lose your tail (your monkey tail)!