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CW for parental death in this one (throughout most of the episode)A bit of a heavy one this week with season 4 episode 8, My Motherboard, My Self. Miranda suffers the loss of her mother, and on an equally(?) tragic note, Samantha has lost her nut. On top of that, Carrie’s laptop has died and Aidan has the audacity to buy her a new one!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, we discuss how much we appreciate the theatrics of wrestling and funerals.

Welcome to the pube episode of City Girls! If you’ve ever wanted ideas for what to shave into your bush, we’ve got ya covered. But we also have other stuff to yell about — this week we’re discussing season 4 episode 7, Time and Punishment. Charlotte quits her job to raise a baby she’s not even pregnant with, Miranda is on the floor, and we’ve absolutely had it with Carrie and Aidan’s horseshit drama.

Aaaaa!! There’s a ghost in our podcast! This week we’re tackling season 4 episode 5, Ghost Town. Steve’s back and mostly tolerable, Aidan is also back, and we’re upset that Sex and the City didn’t to go full on paranormal. It’s FINE I guess. In other news, Samantha is going off her pussy diet, and Stephanie and Alex pretend to know what the X-Files is about.

After a week off we’re back to talk about season 4 episode 3, Defining Moments. The men of the show are entirely on their bullshit, especially Big (who’s never been so insufferable). And Miranda’s war criminal boyfriend is literally shitting! So that’s great. At least Samantha is here to bring us the sapphic energy we want, need, and deserve.

Oppa Carrie style! Welcome to episode 50! Ya girls are back for season 4 episode 2, The Real Me, aka the Zoolander episode. There are a million cameos and we’re absolutely delighted that one of them is bicon Alan Cumming. Meanwhile, Charlotte is writing in her vajournal, Samantha’s going full frontal, and we’re diagnosing Paul with stinky vibe disorder. PLEASE do not send us hate mail for spoiling Westworld season 1!

Season four baybeeeeee! In our first episode of this new season, The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy, our gals are either vulnerable or horny (Sam). Carrie deals with her mortality when she turns 35, Charlotte spills her guts to a stranger, and Trey spills his load on Charlotte. Meanwhile, producer Matt fills us in on which cryptid fucks.