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Strap in for a jam packed triple episode edition of Prime Cuts as we cover Armada's only true two parter. The kids spirit away the Space Minicon Team for some Home Alone type nonsense, then Hot Shot gets a blast from the past. Also, Alexis is set down her path to become the first Gamer Girl President, we talk at length about Wheeljack's incredibly stupid weapons, make far too many Metal Gear jokes, and discuss how quickly Starscream would be arrested for fraud if he was the manager of a Cinnabon. Noise Space | Discord

We're all about answering BIG questions this week. What if a guy was huge? What if there were three small guys who could turn into a gun but they didn't want to be a gun? What if Thrust's head had to be censored for publication? Why did G1 Megatron keep Starscream around anyway? All these and many more BIG questions shall be answered, in a BIG way. Noise Space | Discord

In every relationship there are two kinds of people; the one who wears the pants, and the one who is the pants. Jetfire is apparently the latter. This week we learn all about our newest Autobot recruit, and how good he is at fighting in midair (and how bad the animators are at animating it). Then someone finally says "Hey, the guy named 'Doubleface' is probably some kind of weird traitor, right?" The events that ensue can only be described as 'some creepypasta shit'. Noise Space | Discord

Folks, the show was good and fun this week! The kids get sucked into a vaporwave album cover by Sideways and see all sorts of insane shit, and then the worlds most fucked up looking guy arrives to take tactical command of the Decepticons. Oh and also his name is THRUST. So come join us as we roast the shit out of this weird posh squidhead this week on PRIME CUTS. Noise Space | Discord

Have you ever wondered what Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy would sound like giving an impassioned cry for peace and understanding in the middle of a war zone? Well, now you know! This week Megatron displays a startling amount of competency, and immediately throws it all away by trying to beat Starscream to death and getting absolutely bamboozled by his resident super trustworthy guy Sideways. And I'm sure this will have absolutely no damaging psychological effects on Starscream AT ALL! No siree. Noise Space | Discord

This is an episode full of HARD GUYS doing HARD STUFF. We get a new cast member, who is obviously COOL and SUPER HARD. We got a new Mini-Con weapon which is a REALLY HARD shield. We got an old man over here who goes HARD AS HELL while the animation completely falls apart around him (hey don't you know that animating flight is HARD?!) Oh, and Sparkplug speaks english, which is mostly just kinda creepy and weird. This week on Prime Cuts, ALL THESE GUYS ARE HARD. Noise Space | Discord