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We’re high on podcasting, babey! This week, we sit down and click like on chapter 56, part I of the “Poisons” arc. Wei Wuxian is back home, ready to be awarded some good boy points, Madam Yu gets added to Smash, faildad Jiang Fengmian takes the failfamily on a nice failcation, and the Q writers do some more baby torment. Sorry your hosts are like this, by the way! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kirk van Houten - Can I Borrow a Feeling? Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne…

It’s Fat Xuanwu Week, so what can we say? Big episode, big turtle. We did the unthinkable and read three entire chapters: 53-55, parts 3-5 of the “Courage” arc! In these ones, Lan Wangji makes the Sophie’s choice between “leg” or “virginity”,” Wei Wuxian uses how annoying he is medicine, and everybody has severe Tool Video Brain. Well, except for your hosts, who are too busy reminiscing about 1977 horror film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. All this and a beautiful baby birthday treat for a beautiful baby birthday boy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You,…

We have bad news and good news. Fallon’s mom is going to be visiting us for a bit and we were planning on getting an episode out before then, but the bad news is our schedule hit a snag and that wasn’t able to happen. The good news is we aren’t leaving you totally hanging! This past Thursday was Jiang Cheng’s birthday, and what will be this episode’s Google Translate Essence Collection is in honor of the rude man himself! So this may not be a full episode, but we hope you enjoy this little snack of a segment before…

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We’re really in it now, Ariana, and “it” is chapter 51, “Courage—part 1.” We’ve finally managed to make it back to content that was in the donghua (remember the donghua?)! It’s flashback time, and specifically it’s the flashback time when Madam Yu and her skateboarding meidos Epicly Own her son, all the kids go to fascism camp, Lan Wangji has an out-of-Bobby experience, and MXTX once again decides to tell us fuck all about one of the most interesting side characters she’s created. Best of all, Jiang Yanli is finally here to up our TTPP (Total Treats Per Page) ratio!…

Anger is the color of our energy this episode, as we read chapter 48, "Guile--part III!" Nie Mingjue('s head) does a very unique form of venting and causes Wei Wuxian to witness his adventures as he Logs Into His Damn Account and experiences some intermediate to advanced drama. Jiggy does Influencer Voice a lot, Lan Xichen says the most heterosexual thing imaginable, and we try to do our dick diligence despite having to discuss some very unfortunate literary ownership. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Tool - Lateralus, arr. perf.…

We made it to 50 entire episodes so we decided to celebrate by letting you (the listeners) ask us (the hosts) whatever you want (questions)! Apologies for the amount of time we spend scrounging Google Image Search and inside the concept of Swedish furniture retailer Ikea. Hopefully, between transmuting rice into hockey pucks and listening to twink ASMR, we provide answers! Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Outro: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do, arr. & perf. by Cynthia Wong Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter…