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It’s chapter 30, so we’re living fast and eating ass! In this gargantuan god damned chapter, we learn the horrible story of some boys who deserved better and definitely were only best friends and nothing more, enjoy the return of Comrade NMJ, and witness some Interesting Parallels! Awful lot of crimes, too. Wild how that works. This episode is brought to you by the letter 2.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Sukima Switch – Golden Time Lover, arr. by Yang Chok, “perf.” by Roy
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of the human emotion of “love,” we bring you a selection of Google Translate-enhanced fanfiction care of you, our listeners. Read along (and enjoy the equally excellent un-Googlified versions) here! Have a sexee one!

Intro: Ben E. King – Stand By Me, arr. & perf. by Garyan Wong
Outro: Wham! – Careless Whisper, perf. by Makoto Ogata

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It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, the 3 things you GOTTA know about cultivators, and how this entire novel is a D&D campaign. Also we get introduced to ancient Chinese vampire times’ #1 yeeked-up celebrity goodboy! Feel free to listen over a nice dish of beer nuts, or some whip cream, if you prefer.

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” ! Deadline is 11:59pm on Monday, February 10th whatever time zone applies to you!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Sebastian Yatra – Traicionera, perf. by Pedro Morales
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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We don’t have an episode this week, so we’re putting out an apology for that, but we couldn’t go without talking about the stuff that happened to our friends at Exiled Rebels. Because let us tell you folks: Criminy

We’ll be back next week! Semper bunny!

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Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama (co-starring Best Jeanist) news, how to pass the ancient Chinese vampire times bar exam, and the proper division of zombie funny comedy body parts. But mostly we talk about how everyone’s favorite trust fund baby, who we kin and stan, Nie Huaisang, is back, and he has a magic pet turtle. Imagine making any of this up

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” ! Deadline is 11:59pm on Monday, February 10th whatever time zone applies to you!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Snoop Dogg ft. Dr. Dre – Nuthin’ But a G Thang, arr. & perf. by Trey Eley
Also used:
-Hatsune Miku – Senbonzakura, arr. & perf. by Moyun

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Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” !

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive, arr. & perf. by Ricardo Caliente
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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VISIT www.licque.co.nz.aus.jp.biz.edu.exe/creditcardnumber/socialsecuritynumber/millionthvisitor.com FOR CUBE EARTH TRUTH

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Ludacris ft. Pharrell Williams – Southern Hospitality (instrumental version)
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Happy Hall of Days! This week, we’re supposedly reading chapters 19 and 20–parts 1 & 2 of the “Contentment” arc–but mostly we’re talking about Canadian prog trio Rush, our terrible 7th-to-9th grade selves, Venn diagrams, Facetune vs. Faceapp, and the word “butt.” We also take a special pre-recap trip to Yiling Flavortown Baopals to finish up our Christmas shopping! “MERRY”

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Rush – Subdivisions, arr. by Roy
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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We may have only “Refinement, Part 8” on our to-do list today, but in this chapter episode chaptisode, a ton of stuff happens! The boarding school teens pass around a piece of communal Bulma hentai, we learn about Famous Wife Guys of History, Wei Wuxian bestows the gift of bunnies, and we premiere the pilot episode of Sect Leader Babies. Plus, enjoy some storytimes and Bestgirl debates! All this while one of our hosts has no rights. Wow. Inspirational

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Metallica – One, arr. & perf. by Michelle Kwan
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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