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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

12 – Women Virginia

Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ ItTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 9, 2018

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens,…

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February 26, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

9 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs in about video game titties and Jon Arbuckle’s questionable but 100% canonical beverage choices. (Note: when we’re talking about Subnautica, we mistakenly refer to the Funnie Attack Helicopter Tweet as being from the lead developer – we meant sound designer. Whoops!)Featuring Luna, Evan, Matt, Patrick,…

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February 16, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

6 – Conflict Oopsies

Hey fellow #Resistance soldiers! We’re back at it again on the online with your favourite politics podcast that sometimes discusses the intricacies of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This week, we discuss Canadian racism, another God damn school shooting, making Football Racist Again and Meryl Streep playing liberal improv. Also Jeff Bezos? More like Jeff BOZO!Featuring Matt, Brooks, Zach, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Killa $al – More Krazy MoneyTumblrTwitterFacebook

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January 26, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

4 – Movieball

Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our old pal Sheriff Joe, commit illegal slander against James Damore, and formally welcome two of our podcasters to the white race.Featuring Sam, Matt, Alex, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Sleater-Kinney – Bury Our FriendsTumblrTwitter

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January 12, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

1 – Satanist Toddlers

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. For our first episode we’re mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes.Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and LaurenMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men LuigiBlood – Fuck…

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December 22, 2017

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