Rook

Rook (she/her)
		Trans lesbian speedrunner furry who loves Gameing and anime	Shows: • Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die • The Wonder Yeerks • Fearbaiting • Wow!! Cool Robot!!! • Special Grade Snax • Fwd: Fwd: Re:Zero • Gay Friends Chainsaw Dog Sanctuary

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

54 – Pokemon Black and White 3

Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.Featuring: Eden, Roy, and Sara Edited by and also featuring Matt.Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Daft Punk – Get Lucky Marty Robbins – Big Iron Steven Universe – Giant…

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February 8, 2019

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 131: The Nun

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!RECOMMENDATIONS:CrossCodeSeason 3 of SerialThanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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February 4, 2019

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 47: I’d Like To Go On Record As Saying George Washington Is Not My Daddy

It’s about that TIME to figure out if you can keep a SECRET. Elfangor’s secret! In honour of this episode being shorter than usual, so is the amount of effort I’m going to spend on this description. If you hate it so much, why not go kill my goddamn grandpa so I’m never even ON this podcast? Fuck you. The book is MegaMorphs Three: Elfangor’s Secret. I said it already! Up top!! Whatever. I’m the version of me from the bad timeline where you killed my grandpa’s neighbour who was just in there trying to water my grandpa’s plants and…

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February 1, 2019

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 130: Annihilation

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms!RECOMMENDATIONS:Silver SpoonSmall Town DicksCrimetownThank you to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

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January 30, 2019

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?

We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over.In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Making Trollface, Tyler Posey’s Ball Meat, and A Cursed T-Shirt!RECOMMENDATIONS:That Time I Got Reincarnated as a SlimeThe Teacher’s PetThanks as always to people you meet outside of…

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January 21, 2019

City Girls Make Do

26 – The Fuck Modifier

We’re back with another new episode, this time featuring the wonderful Sara (aka Cheesa Tonkas)! While we do get pretty derailed, we also manage to talk about our episode of the week, which is season 2 episode 14: The Fuck Buddy. We sadly have to deal with Skipper one last time, and it’s possibly his most insufferable appearance yet. Good thing Dennis Duffy is also here to bore us to tears while Miranda’s boyfriend of the week makes us :mood: emoji.Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

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January 20, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

51 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Mad About Me – Figrin D’an

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January 18, 2019

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 46: Okay, I’m Going To Do A Naruto

Just because someone is absolutely one hundred percent guaranteed by the stars to kill one of your co-hosts is no reason not to stan. It’s a Cassie book, which means a lot of fumbling through trying to process the philosophical core of the Animorphs series. Also, eels! Join three people who have grown so ancient & wizened that they can no longer handle your standard iced tea to discuss this sweet treat of a book, number 29, The Sickness. Ooh ah ah ah.In addition to moral complexity of alien species, we discuss: No Jokes 2K19, Licensed Fast Food Toys, and…

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January 18, 2019

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)

Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us for the rest of this first month in this new year as we revisit all the movies we missed out on last year! Love you thanks.RECOMMENDATIONS:You’re Gonna Miss It All –…

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January 14, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

50 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree.Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name

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January 11, 2019

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