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This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations.We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists.RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 time cubes, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4 out of 5 time cubes. Luna: 4.5; regrettably not the 4 that Gene Ray would have wanted.RECOMMENDATIONS:Night in the WoodsLasagna CatIntro/outro music…

Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry.P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of recording snafus this week.We also discuss: Everything is Sans, Darnielle Sadness, Wilford Brimley’s Failed Clone, Garbage Disposal Ruminations, New Segment: Highest Point Lowest Point, Minor Skype Issues,…

Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies KinkinessRATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna:…

YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COMRATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur DiscourseRATINGS: On a scale of zero to…

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Manchester…

We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D!We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s Pizza Trap, Oogieloves Curse, Grimdark Double Dare, and Jigsaw’s Alignment.RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five No-Nip Bobbys, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 1.5 out of 5. Luna: 2…