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YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COMRATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur DiscourseRATINGS: On a scale of zero to…

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:Manchester…

We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D!We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s Pizza Trap, Oogieloves Curse, Grimdark Double Dare, and Jigsaw’s Alignment.RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five No-Nip Bobbys, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 1.5 out of 5. Luna: 2…

This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet, Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Animal Actors, and Furry Origin Stories.RATINGS: Blair – 5/5 Jed the Dogs. Luna – 5/5 Jed the Dogs.RECOMMENDATIONS:Yuri!!! on IceNichijouIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-comedy 2015 gifted us. This week we cover topics such as: Chunk, PC culture, vore puppets, and much, much more.RECOMMENDATIONS:AmplitudeThe Great British Bakeoff

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BokuranoPeanut…

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BloodborneArrivalIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:Totally RepriseTrans-Mission RadioA nice hot cocoaThe referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager!