38 – Starring Jennifer Coolidge

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Hi! We were terrorized by a stinkbug the entire time we recorded this episode! And all we’re trying to do is talk about the extremely good chapters of 31 and 32, parts 4 and 5 of the “Dew” arc, which consist of kids doing war LARP, freezy weezies, severed hunk torsos, a lot of ASMR, and, of course, Hanguang-jun shitfaced lmao

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Childish Gambino – Redbone, arr. & perf. by Sana Colter
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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37 – The Pinkening

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It’s chapter 30, so we’re living fast and eating ass! In this gargantuan god damned chapter, we learn the horrible story of some boys who deserved better and definitely were only best friends and nothing more, enjoy the return of Comrade NMJ, and witness some Interesting Parallels! Awful lot of crimes, too. Wild how that works. This episode is brought to you by the letter 2.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Sukima Switch – Golden Time Lover, arr. by Yang Chok, “perf.” by Roy
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Valentine’s Day Is Forbidden In The Cloud Recesses SPECIAL!

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Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of the human emotion of “love,” we bring you a selection of Google Translate-enhanced fanfiction care of you, our listeners. Read along (and enjoy the equally excellent un-Googlified versions) here! Have a sexee one!

Intro: Ben E. King – Stand By Me, arr. & perf. by Garyan Wong
Outro: Wham! – Careless Whisper, perf. by Makoto Ogata

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36 – Either DM Me Or Hit My Line Bro I Got Loud I’m Tryna Reach Immortality

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It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, the 3 things you GOTTA know about cultivators, and how this entire novel is a D&D campaign. Also we get introduced to ancient Chinese vampire times’ #1 yeeked-up celebrity goodboy! Feel free to listen over a nice dish of beer nuts, or some whip cream, if you prefer.

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” ! Deadline is 11:59pm on Monday, February 10th whatever time zone applies to you!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Sebastian Yatra – Traicionera, perf. by Pedro Morales
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Fantastic Satisfaction Season 2: Episode 2: The C.R.E.W.

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The geneus council is in session. How many different ways have you tried to use a camera without having a camera? Our three friends may have an answer. Some gnomes may be sacrificed in the process. Lysa hotfoots it on out of here. LNRD convenes with a higher authority. Praxis notes the fine print of the group’s contract.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

Music:
Intro: Belvedere by Intervals
Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

35 – Wei Ying Get GERD

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Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama (co-starring Best Jeanist) news, how to pass the ancient Chinese vampire times bar exam, and the proper division of zombie funny comedy body parts. But mostly we talk about how everyone’s favorite trust fund baby, who we kin and stan, Nie Huaisang, is back, and he has a magic pet turtle. Imagine making any of this up

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” ! Deadline is 11:59pm on Monday, February 10th whatever time zone applies to you!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Snoop Dogg ft. Dr. Dre – Nuthin’ But a G Thang, arr. & perf. by Trey Eley
Also used:
-Hatsune Miku – Senbonzakura, arr. & perf. by Moyun

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34 – The Public Universal Asshole

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Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.

Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and put that trademark Podrecesses twist on it and we’ll read it! RULES HERE:
1) Between 100 and 1,000 words
2) Rated T For Teen or under
3) Doesn’t have to be romantic but should focus on a relationship of some type. No weird ships but we trust you know better than that
4) Run it through Google Translate using a language of your choice. Then use our friend Google to translate it back into English.
5) Send both the original and the result, as well as the language you used in your Content Creation, to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com with the subject “Valentine’s” !

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive, arr. & perf. by Ricardo Caliente
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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088 – Some Macklemore News

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Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don’t worry, someone says “Peepee Poopoo Johnson” at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what Bitch McTurtle is up to, Matt Gamecube  considers the dearth of actual left-wing media, and Sam saunters back into the podcast for a little round of the ol’ Movieball!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Rush – Closer to the Heart

Hosts are Matt (Gamecube), Roy, Sam, and Sara (who also edited!)

Foresight is 2020

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Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!

Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val

Edited by Val