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Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him. |
Shows:
• Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh |
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Oops! Whoops! Uh oh! Sorry! We were wrong again! The show is bad again! We’re here talking for way too long about S04E14, “Smokin’ Like a Virgin”, and it sucks. This episode doesn’t feel like it was written by a human person, which is weird because Brenda wrote it! Hm! Do you think this means anything? This week, we’re crying with our eyes. Hashtag!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
On the Juergen’ It Patreon, we spent February through April this year watching and discussing the famous Just Say Me episode of Secret Life, over and over again. Our plan was to do it weekly until the subscribers voted for us to stop, but our hiatus unfortunately threw a wrench in those plans. However, at long last we have reunited for one last foray into the twisted masturbatory mind of Brenda Hampton, after which we took it upon ourselves to act out the episode from memory. We had so much fun with this one, we decided to put it on…
Good news! We’ve finally found it: the best episode of the show! It’s S04E13, “And Circumstance”, a truly wonderful, joyous time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, we gotta hand it to Brenda. No, really!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Hello. I’m divorce attorney. Do you have you divorce? Are you want airplane? Call my divorce office attorney office for instant airplane. Have you S04E12, “Pomp”? If so, you may entitled to free airplane. Please call me. I’m Bill Binkman. Please call me. I’m Bill Binkman. This week, we’ve given up on words… but we WILL make love to you again.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Big changes this week! Sam and Jordan have been replaced by the critically acclaimed hip-hop duo $kall1on Pancake and King Drugzz, who are here to “rap” with you (haha) about S04E11, “The Games We Play”! …Just kidding! I was just “playing a game” with you, (haha,) this is still Sam and Jordan! This week, we’re rolling in graduation money. Thaaaat’s Hollywood!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
This week, on a very special Juergen' It, we discuss S04E10, the very nearly well-titled "4-1-1"! You know phones? The writers just found out about them and they're panicking. I don't even know what else to say about this one. The writers have issues. You'll see! This week, we welcome new character Ethan to Small Town LA. Well, uh, bye, Ethan! Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more!Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men
We’re back! It’s been a few weeks, and the show is [checks notes] bad again! We’re here discussion S04E09, “Flip Flop”, and oops I just realized as I’m writing this that we forgot to do a Titlewatch, so here it is: sure! This title accurately describes the bad events of this episode! Why did Ben and Adrian get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. This week, we’re sippin’ on Arnold. And, like we always say, piece tell me or coment!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Can it be…? Has the smooth sailing arrived at last? Friend of the show Lauren joins us once again to discuss S04E08, “Dancing With the Stars”, an episode that none of us hated! In fact, it was mostly fine! Milton has some moments, and Daniel has some moments, and Ruben has some moments, and Jack is Jack, but, you know! Other than that, pretty watchable! This week… it’s Ben? Don’t forget to subscribe to us on TruTube!Sam | Jordan | LaurenTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Breathe easy this week, because it’s S04E07, “Cute”, an episode that is relatively watchable by Secret Life standards. It’s season 4, and now when entire relationships are thrown aside like they might as well have never happened, we like it! It’s just funny! This week, we kind of almost like the episode. But not as much as Dancing With the Stars!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube