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Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him. |
Shows:
• Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh |
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Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E06, “Don’t Go in There!”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, it turns out there really is no limit to how low this show can sink. That’s entropy, baby!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
This episode’s mostly about Garfield!On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays.Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alexFeaturing: Sam and Roy Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette
Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E05, “Hole in the Wall”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts. This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Teens, I hope you have your funny fake Nevada IDs, because it’s cognac season! We’re here to talk about S04E04, “One Foot Out the Door”! Another bad one! Thank god! Paul Perlove is at it again, and we really hate to see it. This man hates Amy and Adrian so much! And Grace too, I think? And people with depression? And, uh, people who do nails? Paul, you need to chill. This week, Jordan just will not stop doing his taxes. April 15th, don’t forget!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Messy episode incoming! We’re here with Roy of the show Roy to talk about S04E03, “When Opportunity Knocks,” and then to talk about it again two days later after Roy’s computer bluescreened halfway through the episode! Shoutout to Discord voice recording bot Craig, without whom this episode wouldn’t exist! Anyway, this episode is bad. Grace is not a person, George is a very bad person, Jack thinks it’s season 3 again, you know the drill. This week, we talk way too much about Game of Thrones. Sorry!Sam | Jordan | RoyTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROYFeaturing Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme
HEY! I’M TYPING THIS ENTIRE DESCRIPTION IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS EPISODE OF SECRET LIFE, S04E02, “ANOTHER ONE OPENS”, IS SO INCREDIBLY SUBTLE THAT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE! BRENDA HAMPTON IS REALLY FLEXING HER WRITING MUSCLES THIS WEEK, AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOUR FAVORITE CANNING BOYS ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DEEP SUBTEXT. THIS WEEK, IMAGINE JORDAN SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN. GOODBYE, GRANDMA!SAM | JORDANTWITTER | TUMBLR | PATREON | DISCORD | YOUTUBE
We’re back! The Canning boys are so thrilled to return to our normal scheduled Juergen’ It with S04E01, “When One Door Closes”! Is it good? No. Is it watchable? Yes! You can watch it – as long as your screen is in front of you, where screens go! Things are still a bit of a bummer from the season 3 finale, but the writing is… competent, and we’ll take it! It’s all pretty tolerable, aside from the stuff with Ruben. And Ashley. And Leo. And Kathleen. This week, we’re finally going back to the church scene. Don’t forget to tweet!Sam…
Hey! We’re still recovering from the season 3 finale, so here’s a fun trip down memory lane. This week, we’ll be reminiscing about some of the bonkers things that have happened on this ridiculous show. Next week, we see what season 4 has in store for us! “Yay!”Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
We may have finally gotten the Just Say Me episode of Juergen’ It done, but we are by no means finished with that episode of Secret Life! This week, we begin our new Patreon series, the Circlejuerg, in which we will continue watching and discussing Just Say Me once a week, every week, until the patrons let us stop. For as low as $1 a month, you can get access to the Circlejuerg, as well as all of our bonus content up to this point: Secret Life audio commentaries, our full reading series of the Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens,…