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Brenda Hampton, you’ve done it again! It’s S03E17, “Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner”, another episode that officially qualifies as One of The Worst! Adrian continues to have her humanity and agency stripped away from her by the writers, Ben gets what he wants, Ruben gets what he wants, and Leo forgets what he wants. This week, Val saves the episode. Thank you as always to our wonderful patrons!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

I hope you’ve all accepted that Ruben actually got Nora out of prison, because that’s just where we’re at now – it’s S03E16, “Mirrors”, and boy do I hate what that title is referring to! Thank god they bring it up over and over again! Between Amy’s lack of regard for Ricky’s feelings and Leo’s lack of enthusiasm for Ben wanting to get married, I don’t know who any of these characters are, but at least we have our constant: Jack is getting completely owned left and right. This week, we wash our hands of everything that happens here. If…

Hey, teens! No episode this week because of Thanksgiving! In its place, here is a recording of some creepypasta we did for Halloween, featuring Mario Kart Black, TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD, and a very good Duke Nukem story.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

You there! Stop having sex! It’s time for Juergen’ It, and we’re all getting tested for STIs! It’s the hot new thing in Los Angeles, and everyone is doing it, except nobody is actually doing it! It’s S03E15, “Who Do You Trust”! Brenda, we appreciate that you’re finally talking about sexual health, but we can’t help but question your motives on this. Meanwhile, Jack continues to get cucked and Grant continues to have no personality. It’s… good? This week, we make a joke we should have made a long time ago… and it’s sweet, sweet, sweet victory.Sam | JordanTwitter |…

This week we talk about S03E13, “Up All Night”. As you’ve probably guessed from the title, it’s another truly pointless episode! Not much to say about it! This week, we’re bringing the podcast to you in Smell-O-Vision. Don’t forget, it was 4:30!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

Hello, Noisespace! We’re here on our new network to talk about S03E12, “Sweet and Sour” – a bad one, believe it or not! We get three entire Ken Fields scenes in this one, and none of them are good! Careful what you wish for, I guess. AAAAHHH!!! Sorry, I just remembered it’s basically Halloween and I got scared. This week, the Canning brothers guess each other’s birthdays. Don’t forget to wear your secret caps!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

Get yourselves an ice-cold Diet Fringe and put on your pajamas – it’s time to Juerg! This week we’re talking about S03E11, “Lady Liberty”, a rare bad one! Brenda is at it again with Sam’s beloved Fake Relationship to Cause Jealousy plot, Leo is Lulking out, and Grant is being Grant. That’s all great, but you know what sucks? Dave is here. God, I hate Dave. Nobody wants you here, Dave! You suck, DAVE! This week, Sam has opinions about Mass Eff- WHO LET DAVE BACK IN? GET OUT OF HERE, DAVE!Sam | JordanPatreon | Discord