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Good morning! We’re shaking the sleep slime out of our throats to bring you a Saturday morning Juerg, talking about S03E18, “Another Proposal”! I wonder what that means! Adrian is planning the wedding, and everyone hates it! So annoying! Amy hates it too, because she’s catty and jealous! Speaking of great writing, Dave delivers his best line yet! This week, women be talking! Am I right?Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

Brenda Hampton, you’ve done it again! It’s S03E17, “Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner”, another episode that officially qualifies as One of The Worst! Adrian continues to have her humanity and agency stripped away from her by the writers, Ben gets what he wants, Ruben gets what he wants, and Leo forgets what he wants. This week, Val saves the episode. Thank you as always to our wonderful patrons!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

I hope you’ve all accepted that Ruben actually got Nora out of prison, because that’s just where we’re at now – it’s S03E16, “Mirrors”, and boy do I hate what that title is referring to! Thank god they bring it up over and over again! Between Amy’s lack of regard for Ricky’s feelings and Leo’s lack of enthusiasm for Ben wanting to get married, I don’t know who any of these characters are, but at least we have our constant: Jack is getting completely owned left and right. This week, we wash our hands of everything that happens here. If…

Hey, teens! No episode this week because of Thanksgiving! In its place, here is a recording of some creepypasta we did for Halloween, featuring Mario Kart Black, TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD, and a very good Duke Nukem story.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

You there! Stop having sex! It’s time for Juergen’ It, and we’re all getting tested for STIs! It’s the hot new thing in Los Angeles, and everyone is doing it, except nobody is actually doing it! It’s S03E15, “Who Do You Trust”! Brenda, we appreciate that you’re finally talking about sexual health, but we can’t help but question your motives on this. Meanwhile, Jack continues to get cucked and Grant continues to have no personality. It’s… good? This week, we make a joke we should have made a long time ago… and it’s sweet, sweet, sweet victory.Sam | JordanTwitter |…

This week we talk about S03E13, “Up All Night”. As you’ve probably guessed from the title, it’s another truly pointless episode! Not much to say about it! This week, we’re bringing the podcast to you in Smell-O-Vision. Don’t forget, it was 4:30!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord