Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

Juergen' It

S3E10 – 28 Weeks Later (Tomorrow)

School’s out! Let’s get ready to mope! It’s S03E10, “My Girlfriend’s Back”, and we are doing our best to have a conversation about it despite not being able to hear each other half the time! This Secret Life episode features some challenging concepts, from time travel to horny teen obstetricians to sadboy shrines… Brenda is not pulling any punches this week! Fortunately, we have our favorite LA Noire characters for moral support. This week, it’s last week, yesterday. Thanks, LAPD coroner Malcolm Carruthers!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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October 13, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

41 – Big Dick Synergy

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???Featuring Zach, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenBetween the Buried and Me – Ants of the SkyI Heart Hiroshima – TeefTumblr | Twitter…

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October 12, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E9 – Dad Factory

Look out! It’s S03E09, “Chicken Little”, and the sky is falling, or something! We kind of gave up on this Titlewatch. In addition to some truly horrible parenting this episode, we also get some really questionable choices from Grace, and Adrian, and Jack, and Tom. On the bright side, Madison isn’t in it. On the very dark side, Grant is. This week, we’re taking love lessons from Epic Divorce Man. Sorry for all the stuff we said in Grant voice!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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October 6, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E8 – Clean and Clear Presents: The Embryo Controversy

Hey, teens. Are you feeling tired? Does your skin suck? Well, have we got the podcast for you! It’s S03E08, “The Sounds of Silence”, and we’re joined by Lauren from HKIPGTD to talk about our favorite Clean & Clear products, and also the episode! Madison and Lauren have some questionable plans and Ben decides he needs to be more like Ross from Friends, and that all sucks, but at least we get one truly pure, nice scene from Brenda for once! This week, Sam and Jordan sell out. Shoutout to J Squad!Sam | Jordan | Lauren Patreon | Discord

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September 29, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

40 – BKIPGTD

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenGabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is MeecheeTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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September 28, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

HKIPGTD Mailbag – September 2018

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym.Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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September 26, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E7 – La Brea Tar Pits Bottle Episode

GOOD NEWS! This week we’re talking about S03E07, “New York, New York” and it’s FINE! By this show’s standards! Sure, there’s an extremely problematic joke, but at least Bunny thought it was funny! Most importantly, Ruben wasn’t in it. This week, we’re cutting the baby in half. It’s a classic both-win situation!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 22, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

39 – Antz (1998 Film)

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Captain Beefheart & His…

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September 21, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E6 – Holds Up Skort

This is S03E06, “She Went That Away”. This episode taught me that you can just not write if you don’t feel like it, soSam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 15, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

38 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.Featuring: Lauren and SamMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, MineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook…

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September 14, 2018

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