Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

44 – List of Good Shapes

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash?Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ludacris – Stand Up (feat. Shawna)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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November 2, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E12 – A Man Cucked

Hello, Noisespace! We’re here on our new network to talk about S03E12, “Sweet and Sour” – a bad one, believe it or not! We get three entire Ken Fields scenes in this one, and none of them are good! Careful what you wish for, I guess. AAAAHHH!!! Sorry, I just remembered it’s basically Halloween and I got scared. This week, the Canning brothers guess each other’s birthdays. Don’t forget to wear your secret caps!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord

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October 27, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E11 – Meet Dave

Get yourselves an ice-cold Diet Fringe and put on your pajamas – it’s time to Juerg! This week we’re talking about S03E11, “Lady Liberty”, a rare bad one! Brenda is at it again with Sam’s beloved Fake Relationship to Cause Jealousy plot, Leo is Lulking out, and Grant is being Grant. That’s all great, but you know what sucks? Dave is here. God, I hate Dave. Nobody wants you here, Dave! You suck, DAVE! This week, Sam has opinions about Mass Eff- WHO LET DAVE BACK IN? GET OUT OF HERE, DAVE!Sam | JordanPatreon | Discord

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October 20, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E10 – 28 Weeks Later (Tomorrow)

School’s out! Let’s get ready to mope! It’s S03E10, “My Girlfriend’s Back”, and we are doing our best to have a conversation about it despite not being able to hear each other half the time! This Secret Life episode features some challenging concepts, from time travel to horny teen obstetricians to sadboy shrines… Brenda is not pulling any punches this week! Fortunately, we have our favorite LA Noire characters for moral support. This week, it’s last week, yesterday. Thanks, LAPD coroner Malcolm Carruthers!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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October 13, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

41 – Big Dick Synergy

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???Featuring Zach, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenBetween the Buried and Me – Ants of the SkyI Heart Hiroshima – TeefTumblr | Twitter…

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October 12, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E9 – Dad Factory

Look out! It’s S03E09, “Chicken Little”, and the sky is falling, or something! We kind of gave up on this Titlewatch. In addition to some truly horrible parenting this episode, we also get some really questionable choices from Grace, and Adrian, and Jack, and Tom. On the bright side, Madison isn’t in it. On the very dark side, Grant is. This week, we’re taking love lessons from Epic Divorce Man. Sorry for all the stuff we said in Grant voice!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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October 6, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E8 – Clean and Clear Presents: The Embryo Controversy

Hey, teens. Are you feeling tired? Does your skin suck? Well, have we got the podcast for you! It’s S03E08, “The Sounds of Silence”, and we’re joined by Lauren from HKIPGTD to talk about our favorite Clean & Clear products, and also the episode! Madison and Lauren have some questionable plans and Ben decides he needs to be more like Ross from Friends, and that all sucks, but at least we get one truly pure, nice scene from Brenda for once! This week, Sam and Jordan sell out. Shoutout to J Squad!Sam | Jordan | Lauren Patreon | Discord

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September 29, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

40 – BKIPGTD

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenGabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is MeecheeTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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September 28, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

HKIPGTD Mailbag – September 2018

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym.Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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September 26, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E7 – La Brea Tar Pits Bottle Episode

GOOD NEWS! This week we’re talking about S03E07, “New York, New York” and it’s FINE! By this show’s standards! Sure, there’s an extremely problematic joke, but at least Bunny thought it was funny! Most importantly, Ruben wasn’t in it. This week, we’re cutting the baby in half. It’s a classic both-win situation!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 22, 2018

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