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I hope you hate Amy, because this week we’re talking about S03E05, “Which Way Did She Go?” and the writers sure do! I guess they’re only capable of liking a maximum of one of their characters per episode and they used all of their kindness up on George’s dick. At least we get a really fun, unproblematic celebrity cameo! This week, we meet our Hitler quota for the season. Thanks for nothing, Brenda!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

Get ready for some bad podcasting! It’s S03E04, “Goodbye Amy Juergens”, the worst episode of the show so far! Our brains were so broken by this episode that we had to cut like ten minutes of us arguing about desserts and the definition of “studio apartment”. Sometimes you just don’t want to talk about the actual show! Remember when we said season 3 seemed less awful than season 2? We were so naive! This week, we meet up with our old friend Sex Girl. Ohhhhh nooooo!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we’re holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, “Accentuate the Positive”! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don’t be ridiculous! This week, we’re boosting our treble. Look at this good picture!Sam | Jordan PatreonAlso, we have a Discord server now!

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two changes: 1) some of the shorter/simpler lines are just written normally by Sam because this process takes forever otherwise, and more importantly 2) there is now fun narration written by Sam and not Botnik, describing the scenes as they play out! One episode in and the story is already getting extremely weird. If you…

Hi! Now I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, what a great title! I’m really happy to see it!” You’re welcome! Anyway, welcome to season 3! Today we’re discussing S03E01, “Do Over”. Actually one of the less offensive episodes, which is to say, it made us both very angry. At least Leo and Betty are having a fun time on their honeymoon. This week, the episode title is not “Piss and Worcestershire”. Aren’t you glad?Sam | JordanPatreon

Hey, teens! Sam didn’t have time to record a regular episode this week, so in its place is the first of our fan fiction readings that we will be doing for our Patreon! Since we knew we’d be releasing this one to patrons and non-patrons alike, we decided to begin with one very special story read from beginning to end – “Secrets” by FanFiction.net user eCullenONLY! A challenging read, but we were up to the task. This week, we finally get to wear our Vans! See you next week for season 3!Sam | JordanPatreon