Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

39 – Antz (1998 Film)

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Captain Beefheart & His…

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September 21, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E6 – Holds Up Skort

This is S03E06, “She Went That Away”. This episode taught me that you can just not write if you don’t feel like it, soSam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 15, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

38 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.Featuring: Lauren and SamMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, MineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook…

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September 14, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E5 – So Long, Gay Baby!

I hope you hate Amy, because this week we’re talking about S03E05, “Which Way Did She Go?” and the writers sure do! I guess they’re only capable of liking a maximum of one of their characters per episode and they used all of their kindness up on George’s dick. At least we get a really fun, unproblematic celebrity cameo! This week, we meet our Hitler quota for the season. Thanks for nothing, Brenda!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 8, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E4 – William Buttler Yeeks

Get ready for some bad podcasting! It’s S03E04, “Goodbye Amy Juergens”, the worst episode of the show so far! Our brains were so broken by this episode that we had to cut like ten minutes of us arguing about desserts and the definition of “studio apartment”. Sometimes you just don’t want to talk about the actual show! Remember when we said season 3 seemed less awful than season 2? We were so naive! This week, we meet up with our old friend Sex Girl. Ohhhhh nooooo!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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September 1, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E3 – Brendnant

Folks, something is happening that has never happened before. We have found a polarizing episode. Friend of the show Matt joins Jordan on Team Wrong this week to incorrectly claim that S03E03, “Get Out of Town”, isn’t that bad, while Sam confirms that it’s one of the worst. The fact is, this episode was trash and Sam is good and smart. Jordan and Matt told Sam they will each give him $100 as an apology for thinking this episode wasn’t terrible! How nice! This week, we find an excuse to do Marshall voice again. [Slide whistle!]Sam | Jordan | Matt…

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August 25, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

35 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and LaurenMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Coup – The GuillotineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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August 24, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

HKIPGTD Mailbag – August 2018

Topics of discussion include: Pokemon, nihilism, the ethics of liking Rick and Morty and of course, Looker the cat.Featuring Eden, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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August 20, 2018

Juergen' It

S3E2 – The Cloonification of George Clooney by the Coward George Clooney

Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we’re holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, “Accentuate the Positive”! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don’t be ridiculous! This week, we’re boosting our treble. Look at this good picture!Sam | Jordan PatreonAlso, we have a Discord server now!

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August 18, 2018

Juergen' It

Teaser: The Secret Life of the American Computer

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two changes: 1) some of the shorter/simpler lines are just written normally by Sam because this process takes forever otherwise, and more importantly 2) there is now fun narration written by Sam and not Botnik, describing the scenes as they play out! One episode in and the story is already getting extremely weird. If you…

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August 18, 2018

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