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Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and Amy. I’m sure George will be totally chill about this. We also get to meet a new main character! Her name is Grace Bowman and she hates Christianity and loves sin. We also get to see more of our new friend Thomas who brings out a new side of Ashley. This week, we finally get to the real truth about the cosmetics industry.…

We’re back! It’s 2018 and we’re still doing this with our lives! This week, we’re talking about S01E18, “Making Up Is Hard to Do”, and it’s another bad one, folks! The dialog is somehow more robotic than ever before, and I guess over the break all of the characters forgot what they were doing and why they’re doing it. But one thing is consistent, at least: doctors on this show don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. This week, Sam learns about birth control. Goodbye, George!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

We’re back, and this time we managed to record the entire episode in one sitting! Wow! This calls for a celebration, which is why this week, we’re talking about S01E16, “Chocolate Cake”! An episode named for the fact that, uh, there is a chocolate cake in it! Sure! Now I know what you’re thinking, Brendaheads: it’s a real shame that last week’s episode was so uncharacteristically good. Well, don’t worry, this one is characteristically bad. This week, we somehow failed to make a joke about the hit Showtime series Gay Donovan. Get it? Funny!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon –…

Hey! So, this episode is kind of a mess. We lost a big chunk of it and had to come back the next day to finish the rest which meant having about 20 minutes of conversation that we’d already had. That’s our excuse for that part. The rest of it is just the ordinary low quality you expect from us here at Juergen’ It. Anyway! We’re here twice to talk twice about S01E15, “That’s Enough of That”, and it’s… good? It’s good. What? It’s good? Excuse me? Why is it good? Don’t worry, it’s still pretty bad. But at the…

Hoo boy. This is an episode. In some ways, one of the better ones. In some ways, one of the worst. Well, you’ll see. This week we’re talking about S01E14, “The Father and the Son”, and if you couldn’t guess from that title, Ricky’s dad is here. Yikes. Other than that mess, we’ve also got Jack becoming more and more of a brain genious, and Molina becoming less and less of a character. I think he’s somehow less of a character now than he was when he was missing from the show. This week, we’re here with the opportunity of…

We’re back! Two weeks in a row we said we wouldn’t have an episode but we just can’t stay away from the fetid swamplands of Somewhere, California, where we watched the bizarrely titled S01E13, “Baked Nevada”. Hey, remember everything that happened last episode? Well, you can probably forget about all of it, because none of it mattered. Good news: Molina is back! Anything else good here? No? Well, okay. This week, Jack reveals his true allegiance. Don’t trust the cops!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit