Stephanie

I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

Dear listener, I hope you’re ready to be kinkshamed in our most cursed episode yet, where we discuss season 3 episode 2: Politically Erect. This week we bid farewell to the beautiful John Slattery, who was unfortunately arrested for piss crimes. We also make room for short kings to rise up, unless you’re Sam’s current boyfriend who we hate. Meanwhile, we try to ignore as much of the Miranda/Steve plot as possible, and instead talk about being horny for love and respect.

Folks, we made it to the best season of all………… Pisces season 3! And boy are we ever excited. This week we’re techincally talking about season 3 episode 1, Where There’s Smoke…, but that’s just a front for us to swoon over John Slattery for an hour and a half. Tune in to find out what Alex is (or isn’t) going to do to Joe Biden, and also to hear us try to remember the plot of Mad Men.

Hello ladies and crabs (and anyone else listening), this week Alex and Stephanie are writing themselves into The Winds of Winter, bringing back rabies, and not trusting doctors. Oh, and also talking about season 2 episode 17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women. It’s the penultimate episode of season 2, so make sure you break out your reserves of dumb bitch juice before we head into the finale. You’re gonna need it!

If you’re bad at sex then you might want to listen closely this week, because our titular city gals are trying to figure out how to know if you’re good in bed. Our episode of the week is season 2 episode 16, Was It Good For You, and the girls are all pretty valid for once! It’s time to get tantric, so buckle up and watch out for unexpected facials!

Are there any two things that go together better than family and premature ejaculation? That’s what we’re tackling this week when we discuss season 2 episode 15: Shortcomings. Miranda deals with her boyfriend’s demon child, while Carrie has to decide whether a perfect family outweighs the burden of her boyfriend’s active volcano of a dick. Meanwhile, Alex and Stephanie look back on some of the books they’ve read, and some of the ones they’ve only seen.CW: drug talk from 1:23:05 to 1:25:40

Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing season 2 episode 13: Games People Play. It sure is a filler episode! This week Carrie has a lot of hot takes on therapy and mental health, and it’s just what we needed after a few weeks of holiday. In other news, we need to go to therapy because of the state of Carrie’s cuffed jeans. Shoutout to our sponsor geekysextoys.com!