092 – TreeWrap% Tesla Speed Run

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Hey folks! It turns out you didn’t subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone’s contents, courtesy of Tesla!

Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in support of fossil capital. We love it! Relevant links shared on the Twitter but please follow @ricochet_en for updates on this one.

Hosted by Sara, Matt (who edited), and Val.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
chelmico – Easy Breezy

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091 – I Am Once Again Asking You To Click Like

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What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now!

For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute mark

Hosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val
Edited by alex

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Stormzy – Still Disappointed

 

090 – The Day Detroit Became Human

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This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don’t like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B’s own “please clap” moment.

Hosted by Zoey, Sara, and Val who edited also

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Jeb Bush “Please Clap” Ringtone – spkheller

 

089 – Dinero Targaryen

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Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It’s alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they’re sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn’t feel so alone down there. It’s just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presidential paper purveyor Parnas, your anti-favourite car clasping clam contraption, and more. We also solve Game of Thrones (the answer is Dinero Targaryen). Just goes to show, there’s lots of time for solving life’s little mysteries when you’re at the bottom of a well, inside of a toilet.

Hosted by val and alex and edited by the latter!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tay Zonday – Mama Economy
David Guetta ft. Akon – Sexy Chick (Radio Edit)

 

Foresight is 2020

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Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!

Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val

Edited by Val

087 – The Peach Mint Podcast

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🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon’s cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It’s not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.

Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new year. Some bonus content may still make it down the pipes, and will be in your feed if it does! Semper funny!

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
OCDJ – Guess What!
Hosts are Matt and Matt and Val, who also edited

Episode 106: Jon Mayor

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Content warning: this episode, for some reason, deals with the topic of child sex trafficking, and is handled as well as you would expect from Brenda Hampton. If you don’t want to hear about that, and about what she thinks of sex work in general, this is an episode to skip! Unfortunately, friend of the show Val (who we promise did not know what the episode was about before picking to be on this week) has joined us once again for S05E09, “Property Not for Sale”! Do you get it?! This week, we can’t wait to enjoy another regular day in Small-Town LA. And now to take a big sip of coffee and look at the newspaper!

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083 – Who Drink Laura Cooper

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This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover,  AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday’s newest single, Mama Economy.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Train – Danny Gonzalez
Mama Economy – Tay Zonday

 

082 – Ellen the Generosity

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This one’s a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous’s choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second one: it’s letting them be kids!
Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a funny cheese.

Hosted by Sara and Val (making their debut as editor).

Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men