087 – The Peach Mint Podcast

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🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon’s cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It’s not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.

Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new year. Some bonus content may still make it down the pipes, and will be in your feed if it does! Semper funny!

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
OCDJ – Guess What!
Hosts are Matt and Matt and Val, who also edited

Episode 106: Jon Mayor

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Content warning: this episode, for some reason, deals with the topic of child sex trafficking, and is handled as well as you would expect from Brenda Hampton. If you don’t want to hear about that, and about what she thinks of sex work in general, this is an episode to skip! Unfortunately, friend of the show Val (who we promise did not know what the episode was about before picking to be on this week) has joined us once again for S05E09, “Property Not for Sale”! Do you get it?! This week, we can’t wait to enjoy another regular day in Small-Town LA. And now to take a big sip of coffee and look at the newspaper!

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083 – Who Drink Laura Cooper

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This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover,  AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday’s newest single, Mama Economy.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Train – Danny Gonzalez
Mama Economy – Tay Zonday

 

082 – Ellen the Generosity

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This one’s a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous’s choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second one: it’s letting them be kids!
Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a funny cheese.

Hosted by Sara and Val (making their debut as editor).

Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men

079 – The Real Story Is Also That [Director’s Cut]

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Apologies for the confusion, the first version of this episode had some severe audio issues, so we took it down to re-edit. This is the final, fixed version, including 7 minutes and 29 seconds of content that was previously unusable.

Little bit of an easy-listening episode this week, as we gather round to talk about other podcasts and try to remember which countries we’re all actually from. Topics this week include: Trudeau’s brownface uh-ohs, the bad state of political reporting, the worsening tension in US-Saudi-Iranian-Yemeni relations, and worst of all: more mueller report shit. We also talk about the ongoing UAW strike, updates on the straight-pride protestors, and some loser getting banned from FurFest

Hosted by MattSam, and Val.
Edited badly and then re-edited goodly by Patrick.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Pete Seeger – Which Side Are You On?

054 – Peeing Five Urinals Apart Because You’re Not Gay

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We’re joined again by podcasting genius val flightcub! They’re here to help us deconstruct the challenging topics of baby talk and eating ass. The episode of the week is season 4 episode 6, Baby Talk is Cheap, and thank god because there’s so much to talk about. Carrie is gen X big brain Logged Off in her quest to get Aidan back, Charlotte is getting rawed, and we condemn daddy doms to the deepest pits of hell. This episode written by Banky!

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078 – The Whip is Involved

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One of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It’ll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks about some stupidity in Canadian politics, Val gives us the rundown on the gross shit that happened at the Proud Boys’s Straight Pride parade in Boston, and then Matt takes on the unenviable task of trying to explain what the fuck happened in UK politics this week.

Hosted by Val, Matt Gamecube, and Matt (not Gamecube)!
Edited by Sara

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Toby Fox – Megalovania (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Remix)

077 – Could Be Big Joe

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Our usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do what the Alexes did and just sort themselves by capitalization preference? Will Val download Jeremy Renner, the Jeremy Renner app? Listen to find out the answers to some of those things, and more!

Hosted by Val and featuring Matt (not GameCube)
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The 1975 – Somebody Else

 

076 – Canada: Become Gay

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Batten down the hatches, everyone – Matt got a soundboard. Amidst all the clips blasted out of his computer, alex leafcrunch and Val break down Bernie’s Laborpalooza plan, Matt bargains for Greenland, alex falls down some stairs and experiences a heated podcasting moment, Tangerine Lemon proves the haters wrong, and Brooks gets softblocked. And also, Jair Bolsonaro is burning the Amazon rainforest.

Featuring: alex, Matt, and Val
Edited by Sara

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Dieter Reith – Flying Dragon