099 – Hashtag Silvercorp, Again

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Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ladies – Fiona Apple

Edited by Val

40 – web site. Graphic’s.

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It took us 40 episodes, but we finally made a 2-hour-long episode. Sorry bout it! Today, we’re talking about chapters 35 and 36, parts 3 and 4 of the “Grasses” arc, and returning guest cultivator Val Flightcub comes along as we meet a living pair of Fucci slides, browse the Jiang Cheng Penney’s sword catalogue, and learn that the deader you are, the less alive you are. All this plus surprise guest appearances by Inuyasha’s son, Binuyasha, and Siri.

Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy
Outro: Peter Lurye & Little Richard (RIP) – Ride on the Magic School Bus, arr. & perf. by David Tsai
Also used:
-Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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097 – The Bad Yogi Bear Impression That I Get

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Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska,  Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President.

Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as stated in the episode)

Music used:
The Impression That I Get – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Evil Men – The Taxpayers

Edited by Val

096 – The Entire Country Would Become The Damn Joker

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Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!

Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val
Edited by alex

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Johnny Marks – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

 

094 – DNC, The Ball’s In Your Court, And It’s Time To Play H.O.R.S.E.

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Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that’s really just three mining companies in a trenchcoat? We’ll take your lack of response as a yes.

Hosted by Val, Matt, alex
Edited by alex also

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes

 

093 – Our Date With Sonic

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In this week’s snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the  ongoing Wet’suwet’en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually.

Hosted by Val and Sara
Edited by Val

Music Used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Hall of Mirrors –  Capercaillie (aka our very own ScotMatt! )

092 – TreeWrap% Tesla Speed Run

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Hey folks! It turns out you didn’t subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone’s contents, courtesy of Tesla!

Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in support of fossil capital. We love it! Relevant links shared on the Twitter but please follow @ricochet_en for updates on this one.

Hosted by Sara, Matt (who edited), and Val.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
chelmico – Easy Breezy

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091 – I Am Once Again Asking You To Click Like

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What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now!

For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute mark

Hosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val
Edited by alex

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Stormzy – Still Disappointed