EPISODE 155: Monster House

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Oh, the morally-neutral winds of fate have swept us by again, which is to say, we talked about Monster House  last episode in conversational passing and then we just happened upon someone who wanted to watch it with us, that person being JB (@GemstoneJester). So we did! Join us as we struggle to remember what that one movie… also from this era… you know… the other Halloween one… is called, talk in surprising detail about MoCap, discuss the ethics of putting a woman in a cage, and SO much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Parasite (2019)
Overworlds

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find causing irreparable damage to the Craigslist sofa you’ve had for the past two years.

EPISODE 154: Halloween: Resurrection

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Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Over the Garden Wall
The Magnus Archives
Yamishibai
Shudder

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in any pile of leaves, waiting to strike.

 

EPISODE 153: One Missed Call

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Ring ring! Uh oh! You got a voicemail! It’s from a ghost! You’re gonna die in a few days, apparently. That sucks. But maybe the movie we watched this week, One Missed Call, can provide you with some instructions on how to navigate this sticky situation! Joined by host of City Girls Make Do Stephanie, we’ll get to the bottom of your haunted iPhone or whatever.

In addition to brick phones, we also talked about deviantArt searches, cats not being on they celled phones, horse dives, ghostpunching, and a deep dive into Taylor Swift!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Carly Rae Jepsen – Dedicated
Taylor Swift – Reputation
Tegan and Sara

Thanks to Stephanie for joining us! Find her on twitter @ageofoddish and on City Girls Make Do!

Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars!

Here’s a picture of Looker and Nanu!

EPISODE 152: Fear Dot Com

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This week on Fearbaiting, Schlocktober rolls on and Roy Fuckwarlock joins us to talk about the 2002 “film” Fear Dot Com (Dot Com)! Spoiler alert: it’s not very good. But the episode sure is!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Ascendance of a Bookworm
Lacroix Hibiscus
Paper quilling

Thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Their music can be found at people you meet outside of bars!

REFERENCED MEDIA:
Mildred Thecat

EPISODE 151: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

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SCHLOCKTOBER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! And we’re kicking it off with Satah of the show, uh, Satah (@nuditea), as they bring us along to really confront our inner demons with Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a sequel as ill conceived as its title construction is. Join us as we really take to task how much this supposed sequel seems to really, really, deeply hate its source material.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
A lil Amiibo to bring you joy
Tempeh! You know, like the food!
PLAGUE MECHANIC – GARBAGEFACE
Peachykine – Peachykine

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, if you say his name three times into the bathroom mirror with the lights off, a vision of him eating hummus right out of the thing with his hands will appear to you.

EPISODE 150: Paprika

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As we grow nearer to the Hallowed day of Ween, the boundary between the spectral world and the human becomes weaker. As such, sometimes (g)hosts slip through unnoticed, which is why cofounder of the show Blair has returned a week early to talk to us about Sara’s all-time favorite film, Paprika!

In addition to cicada revelations, we also discuss Almond Turds (skip to 5:15 to avoid the poop story!), Jurassic World 2 Adventure, Atsuko’s Phid, and just a ton of Film Analysis. Put your thinking brains on, y’all – Sara’s on her bullshit!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Crossword puzzles!

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars

Editing done by Sara, you can find her lounging in a ray of sunlight on the kitchen floor.

EPISODE 149: The Evil Within

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Uh oh gamers!!!!!!!! Plug in your PlayStations and fire up the ol’ Xbox because this week we’re taking a good old fashioned diversion into the world of “Video Games”. Join Sara in bringing Jessica (@tielqt) on to talk about 2014 horror game The Evil Within! Strap in and get ready to dive deep into some really thoughtful, nuanced commentary on and dissection of vidjya gamezzzz!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Journaling
Making Your Bed
The Hotelier – Home, Like Noplace is There
Blank Banshee

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him standing next to the Mississippi, just scoopin’ up river water.

EPISODE 148: Gregory Horror Show

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This week, we delve into the weirder types of media we like to pursue as we bring Kit (@kit_spin) along with us to discuss tv show and PS2 game Gregory Horror Show! Is the hotel hell? The ShiningSilent Hill? It’s anyone’s guess! Come, log into oneeighthundredkitsexyoutfits dot com with us and sound off in the comments if you LOVE to eat dirt!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Deadly Premonition
Blasphemous

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him hiding under your bed, because he’s afraid of thunder!!!!!!!

EPISODE 147: Paranormal Activity

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WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!!! With a heavy hitter that humble editor-and-episode-description-writer Blair was truly shocked to hear that we hadn’t already covered, so snuggle up with what is probably a premature fall-flavored beverage and a nice warm blanket as we bring Blue (@Azure_Husky) along with us to talk found footage giant Paranormal Activity!

Topics include: Lighthearted car accident stories, Blair Witch Project kayfabe, Motherfucking Bitcoin Day-trader Goddamn Platonic Ideal Of A Bad Boyfriend Micah, Assigned Haunted at Birth, and Ghost Dimension word salads!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Death Note
Celeste

SHOW MATERIALS:
Ghosts, short Twitter story written by Blue
The Demons of Heterosexuality: Gender, Horror, and Paranormal Activity by Whitney Cox

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him where all fine books are sold.

EPISODE 146: Halloween II

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Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman.

RECOMMENDATIONS
The Shrieking Shack
Paprika

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars
Editing done by Blair, you can find him retching up a furball for approximately five minutes on your hallway floor and immediately trying to eat it afterwards. Hurry up with that paper towel!